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I have teh Stigmata
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:02 pm
by aDam
And here's the proof:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrdhdHSLETo
You should all start giving me some respect 'cause if I'm the next Jesus you'll all be lining up to give me head in a week or two.
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:18 pm
by Griever
Im going to stab you in the kidneys with a fucking spear
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:37 pm
by aDam
If you do then I'll see you in 3 days!
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:44 pm
by Griever
oh shit now I cant eat meat on fridays
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:03 am
by kaharthemad
the crease in your forehead means your getting old.
The spot on your hand is probably the start of a itchy rash from dry skin, it actually can be contagious.
Check your dick. Is it red? If so, stop whacking off, get your hand treated. And get a girlfriend. After you dip your dick in Calamine Lotion.
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:01 am
by aDam
It's red like scratch! Like a scratch from a crown of thorns!
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:39 am
by araby
I'm addicted to youtube, it's pretty ridiculous.
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:23 pm
by Yamori
Chopperface69! :D
<3
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:23 pm
by Captain Insano
lol is this the reincarnation of Vinzko the almighty?
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:14 pm
by Tae-Bo
NICE HALF ASSED GOATEE
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:43 pm
by aDam
D. Duck wrote:NICE HALF ASSED GOATEE
I was sick that day so didn't go to work so that's not shaving for a day. If that's a half assed goatee then yeah you're a bitch with an asian's ability to grow facial hair.
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:32 am
by Jay
aDam wrote:D. Duck wrote:NICE HALF ASSED GOATEE
I was sick that day so didn't go to work so that's not shaving for a day. If that's a half assed goatee then yeah you're a bitch with an asian's ability to grow facial hair.
Didn't realize the measure of whether a man is a bitch or not was based on facial hair. I don't have to shave cept every other day so I guess I'm a bitch. I always thought it was one of the perks of being asian.
Some advice for you aDam. If you're gonna post retarded videos to show other people on the internet:
1) Shave your retarded half goatee
2) Get some Crest Whitening Strips
3) Try not sounding like a gay band nerd
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:15 am
by Tae-Bo
BRO I GROW A FULL BEARD IN 10 MINUTES
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:13 am
by Captain Insano
my chode has a mohawk.
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:19 am
by mofish
cho-hawk
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:21 am
by lareau
dude, you should have remade the identity of choperface69. aDam is so lame.
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:48 am
by aDam
Jay wrote:aDam wrote:D. Duck wrote:NICE HALF ASSED GOATEE
I was sick that day so didn't go to work so that's not shaving for a day. If that's a half assed goatee then yeah you're a bitch with an asian's ability to grow facial hair.
Didn't realize the measure of whether a man is a bitch or not was based on facial hair.
I'm not insinuating it is by any stretch but when pussy little bitch ass receiving queef tards tell me my "half assed goatee" is lame when it's essentially a lazy man's 5 o'clock shadown I think it's an indicator that his barometer of facial hair is somewhere between powder and a 9 year old malnutritioned girl.
dude, you should have remade the identity of choperface69. aDam is so lame.
You're not using your Trannie name anymore either Prowl!
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:09 am
by labbats
Sounds like someone is upset.
Well, at least it's not from razorburn.
P.S. Does your boyfriend like your pinky ring?
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:25 pm
by aDam
It takes more than that to get me upset ass tard.
And my iron ring is not decorative.
http://www.ironring.ca/
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:08 pm
by Captain Insano
is it a ring of power?
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:28 pm
by aDam
Oh yeah... totally!
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:07 pm
by Narrock
queef-tard? lol
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:39 pm
by aDam
Just because I made it up doens't mean it isn't a valid term. :p A queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas, m-kay?
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:44 pm
by Gargamellow
BAHAHAHHA
omg this is hilarious shit
on the internet even..bet he gets followers
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:59 pm
by Narrock
aDam wrote:Just because I made it up doens't mean it isn't a valid term. :p A queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas, m-kay?
Yes, Adam, I knew what a "queef" was. I was laughing at the term "queef-tard" which is quite new. gj