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I already warned my friend Anne about kangaroos.

She's in Australia now until June 24th

I didn't know they had claws that sharp.

I have a friend that moved to Kilcoy, Queensland about 10 years ago. He said some Kangaroos are very dangerous and you're taking a big risk even approaching them. Most of them run/hop away from people though because they are shy.

yeah i watched a show on national geo one time a while back that shows them being pissed off...definitly not an animal i would want to cross and piss off

i had a cousin who had a buddy who killed a grizzly someone far north in canada or maybe alaska or somethin that stood like 13 feet tall on its hind legs....i want to wrastle one

pwned

that would make a nice pair of roo boots mate.

I would have straight fucked that kangaroo up for trying to execute the tiger-claw against me. I would have made it's heart explode with a combination of pressure points and ninja-mind powers.

lol It would be pretty embarrassing going to Australia for vacation and then getting eviscerated by a freakin marsupial.

captain_insano wrote:I would have straight fucked that kangaroo up for trying to execute the tiger-claw against me. I would have made it's heart explode with a combination of pressure points and ninja-mind powers.

I'd personally go for the classic 'jam your arm down its throat and rip out its spine and beat its face with it in its last writhing moments' technique

i learned that in karate class

Yah I wanted to learn that technique but my godamn sensei had me waxing cars all the way through orange belt.

I saw this show one time where a kangaroo beat the shit out of a giant black and white cat. It was pretty cool.