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Anybody here certified in it? My Fijian, I mean Pakistani, roommate told me that SAP-certified consultants make over $100k/yr., even entry-level.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SAP_R/3

Lol nice dig on SS. That's old skool.

yes

Jay wrote:Lol nice dig on SS. That's old skool.

I was rather shocked to learn that SS was a black man. I thought Indo was the only black guy who played EQ who also frequented NT. After all, black guys wouldn't try to steal anything, especially pixelized products.

Ok I've had too many strawberry margaritas. I need to take some advil and take a nap. Bye.

lol bitch drinks

it's unbelievable

he managed to hijack and wreck his own damn thread

Haha tell me about it.

Ok I've had too many strawberry margaritas.

lol girly drink drunk.

Mindia wrote:Anybody here certified in it? My Fijian, I mean Pakistani, roommate told me that SAP-certified consultants make over $100k/yr., even entry-level.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SAP_R/3

SAP R/3 is Borg. My company is being assimilated by this now. I see no escape. Help me. Please.

Sorry no can do, resistance is futile you know.

It was my parents 43rd Wedding Anniversary tonight. They invited the whole family out to dinner and drinks. Hey, my mom likes margaritas so that's what we had. Not my fave either. I'd much rather have a shot of Tuaca and some Pacifico beer. Or even a Bailey's on the rocks. The margariters weren't too bad... they were "top shelf" with a splash of triple sec, but they were too sweet imo. Maybe if they were sweet and lemony...

1) You have 8888 post count @@

2) You drink like a woman. Next drink, Sex on the beach? Cosmo?

Jay wrote:1) You have 8888 post count @@

2) You drink like a woman. Next drink, Sex on the beach? Cosmo?

Drink like a woman? L O L No, I don't like the sweet tropical drinks. You don't pay much attention do you?

LionKing wrote:

Mindia wrote:Anybody here certified in it? My Fijian, I mean Pakistani, roommate told me that SAP-certified consultants make over $100k/yr., even entry-level.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SAP_R/3

SAP R/3 is Borg. My company is being assimilated by this now. I see no escape. Help me. Please.

You could make bank with a SAP cert. Hey, I just found this site. Tikker, what do you think about this to get started with SAP?

http://www.staffkit.com/learn/course/sapr014hmw.htm

well

Objectives:
After completing this course, students will be able to:

* Explain the origins and system of SAP R/3
* Log on to and off of the SAP system
* Navigate the SAP R/3 Interface using the keyboard and menu bar

send me $50 and I'll teach you how to move the mouse

that'd save you $10, and 11 hours

seriously though, do you have any experience supporting software?

Mindia wrote:Maybe if they were sweet and lemony...

That was actually pretty funny.

Tikker wrote:seriously though, do you have any experience supporting software?

Nope. I just did a job search on Dice.com to find out what kind of experience you need. Most places want 3+ years exp in SAP (ABAP, HR, live implementation, Oracle, etc.) Sounds like to break into this field you need to first start off with basic IT jobs and getting experience as a DBA.

Mindia wrote:

Tikker wrote:seriously though, do you have any experience supporting software?

Nope. I just did a job search on Dice.com to find out what kind of experience you need. Most places want 3+ years exp in SAP (ABAP, HR, live implementation, Oracle, etc.) Sounds like to break into this field you need to first start off with basic IT jobs and getting experience as a DBA.

the reason you make a lot of money at this job is that not a lot of people are qualified to do it

it's not easy to implement, and generally requires 5-10 years of tier 3 support experience to be remotely successful as a consultant

Yup, that's what I'm finding out with further research. Thanks for your input.

Boring.

Software support is a miserable way to make a living. Being tied to a phone and talking to dipshits all day long sucks.

So, how bout that whole thing about getting urinated on.

Mindia wrote:

LionKing wrote:

Mindia wrote:Anybody here certified in it? My Fijian, I mean Pakistani, roommate told me that SAP-certified consultants make over $100k/yr., even entry-level.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SAP_R/3

SAP R/3 is Borg. My company is being assimilated by this now. I see no escape. Help me. Please.

You could make bank with a SAP cert. Hey, I just found this site. Tikker, what do you think about this to get started with SAP?

http://www.staffkit.com/learn/course/sapr014hmw.htm

That course is useless and won't give you any benefit for any IT job where you would be supporting, developing or testing SAP. That is the sort of course they would send end users to, to be able to logon, enter their times sheets or access modules they need in their day-to-day job activities. And unless you are a dumbass, you can learn this shit in the first half hour of starting at a company who uses SAP, for free

Oh, and no one really cares about the origin of SAP hehe - and of course, that won't give you 100k per year either.