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I was just reading a rather interesting economics book (completely irrelevant to the conversation, but its called Freakonomics) and mention was made of a casket website that sold things such as "The Hole in One", which is a casket decorated with golf scenes.

Anyway, http://www.tributedirect.com is the website, I just loaded it up, lets see what interesting shit is to be found on there.

Some of them on here are actually nicely done, I just can't picture burying someone in a golf casket >< The military ones are really nice looking.

"Just dig up a ditch and bury this bitch," says barnacle bill the sailor.

I would be so pissed if anyone wasted that much money to bury my dead ass. Would want to scream "HELLO!!! I'M DEAD I DONT CARE HOW NICE IT LOOKS".

When I die I want to be interred in a wall crypt, not the ground.

I want to be made into a diamond and set into a ring or a pair of earrings for my daughter(s)

I want to be put in a box and put in the ground under a big ass tree like in teh movies

I hope my wife puts me in a barrel of rum....

I want my head and hand to be mounted on a plaque with a corney winking/smiling and pointing expression. And I want it desplayed in a public place... Like, above a booth in a restaurant.

http://www.lifegem.com/
FTW

Granh wrote:http://www.lifegem.com/
FTW

That's pretty weird.

Mindia wrote:

Granh wrote:http://www.lifegem.com/
FTW

That's pretty weird.

Ah common. You don't wanna wear your dead relatives?

i want to be cremated, divided up into little vials, then passed out at my funeral so people can take my ashes to where they remember me best and sprinkle me there. ^_^

leah wrote:i want to be cremated, divided up into little vials, then passed out at my funeral so people can take my ashes to where they remember me best and sprinkle me there. ^_^

Bedroom?

leah wrote:i want to be cremated, divided up into little vials, then passed out at my funeral so people can take my ashes to where they remember me best and sprinkle me there. ^_^

So Mr. boyfriend would just sprinkle it on his penis then.

also, that lifegem business blows my mind. what a cool idea.

funny funny, guys. hehe seriously though, i just thought it'd be a cool idea, know what i mean? i've had some pretty interesting answers from people i've proposed this to and asked where they'd take me, ranging from an old apartment of mine, to my grade school playground, to the front counter of dairy queen.

Let me reiterate then......bedroom, there is the answer np np!

lifegem is totally freaking disgusting and stupid and perfect for the US

I want to be mixed into a bag of pot and smoked.

By the way, people who want to be cremated, you know that they get like a Glad bag full of ashes, right?

I want to be mounted and stuffed, and put onto display in someone's den in a threatening bear-like pose.

-Arlos

arlos wrote:I want to be mounted and stuffed, and put onto display in someone's den in a threatening bear-like pose.

-Arlos

Best idea evar

Yeah, LifeGem is what I was talking about. I saw it when I was watching that reality show about the funeral family. It was cool and I decided I wanted that for me.

DangerPaul wrote:I want to be mixed into a bag of pot and smoked.

By the way, people who want to be cremated, you know that they get like a Glad bag full of ashes, right?

i said small vials...

"I want to be mixed into a bag of pot and smoked."

A Paul doobie?