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after a coyote's rather messy lunch. I am at work and a customer came in and told me "There is a skunk's tail on your walking path", I kind of raised an eyebrow, and then she added "And more peices of him all around". The kid's afterschool program was about to go outside to play, so of course I had to go do cleanup control and check to see what was up, because we can't have kids playing with dead animal peices.

I go outside and sure enough I see what looks like a horribly ugly fur collar from an old ladies coat. As I get closer I see it is indeed a tail, ripped clean off. Armed with a garbage bag, I began to clean up Mr. Skunky. Hunks of fur and skin were everywhere.

All I have to say is coyotes are messy fucking eaters.

my cat once killed a bear

godamn coons are the most annoying thieves, they are smart as hell. When im camping i have to put mad rocks and stuff on top of the coolers and shit because they always find a way in

Gaazy wrote:godamn coons are the most annoying thieves, they are smart as hell. When im camping i have to put mad rocks and stuff on top of the coolers and shit because they always find a way in

but damn they sure can rap!

for some reason.. i read the title and thought the topic would be about cleaning.. 'splooge from my face'...


sorry.