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WARNING - LONG, DISJOINTED, MELODRAMTIC RANT/ADVICE SEEKING - IF NOT YOUR THING TO READ, THEN PLEASE CLICK REPLY AND MAKE WITTY COMMENT ABOUT STICKING IT IN HER POOPER

So I posted a few weeks ago that I had started seeing a girl, it seemed like it was getting somewhat serious for a couple of weeks (somewhere between 2nd and 3rd base), then she started acting standoff-ish towards me. We'd make plans to do stuff, but then she'd be kinda distant once we went out unless we were alone, then it was all hugglysnugglykissy type of shit. I finally asked her what was going on, and I end up with a big ol' explanation.

Apparently according to her if we had met at any other time, she'd be all over me. However, she still has feelings for her ex-fiance. She's also leaving this summer for an internship in Texas, and didn't want to jump into a long distance relationship at the very start. She didn't want to continue leading me on when she wasn't ready for anything serious. Basically I was going to be the rebound guy. Ok so it's not the first time I've heard this line, I've been dumped, I can deal and move on.

On the other hand, she still wants me to keep in contact over the summer and to come visit her. Which has still left me confounded, and makes me wonder if I've fallen into the friend category or not. The only thing that is unfortunately giving me hope otherwise is she said when she came back, she wants to try it again. To make matters worse though, my friend James apparently told her that I was "a big teddy bear" when she was asking about me, and now she likes to describe me as that. Le sigh, way to cut off my balls there.

So since I'm absolutely shitty with women, anyone want to give me their thoughts? Should I just put this behind me, or what? Am I just getting played? All I can really do now, or want to do for that matter, is just be a friend, but I can't seem to lose all hope like I want to.

-parv

Put it in her pooper.

Or let her go and get a girl that will let you put it in her pooper.

Parv wrote:WARNING - LONG, DISJOINTED, MELODRAMTIC RANT/ADVICE SEEKING - IF NOT YOUR THING TO READ, THEN PLEASE CLICK REPLY AND MAKE WITTY COMMENT ABOUT STICKING IT IN HER POOPER

So I posted a few weeks ago that I had started seeing a girl, it seemed like it was getting somewhat serious for a couple of weeks (somewhere between 2nd and 3rd base), then she started acting standoff-ish towards me. We'd make plans to do stuff, but then she'd be kinda distant once we went out unless we were alone, then it was all hugglysnugglykissy type of shit. I finally asked her what was going on, and I end up with a big ol' explanation.

Apparently according to her if we had met at any other time, she'd be all over me. However, she still has feelings for her ex-fiance. She's also leaving this summer for an internship in Texas, and didn't want to jump into a long distance relationship at the very start. She didn't want to continue leading me on when she wasn't ready for anything serious. Basically I was going to be the rebound guy. Ok so it's not the first time I've heard this line, I've been dumped, I can deal and move on.

On the other hand, she still wants me to keep in contact over the summer and to come visit her. Which has still left me confounded, and makes me wonder if I've fallen into the friend category or not. The only thing that is unfortunately giving me hope otherwise is she said when she came back, she wants to try it again. To make matters worse though, my friend James apparently told her that I was "a big teddy bear" when she was asking about me, and now she likes to describe me as that. Le sigh, way to cut off my balls there.

So since I'm absolutely shitty with women, anyone want to give me their thoughts? Should I just put this behind me, or what? Am I just getting played? All I can really do now, or want to do for that matter, is just be a friend, but I can't seem to lose all hope like I want to.

-parv

oh for christs sake.

Seriously, this bitch is just another attention whore. Internship translated means professional fuck-jockey for corporate execs.

This little ho is going to get railed six way from sunday while at the new job, probably find a way to hook up with the ex-fiance, but since that just isn't enough she wants to string you along just in case she ends up back in your area with a worn out asshole in dire need of *love*.

Find a way to rock her and splooge all over her face and hair and then immediately tell her thats the closest thing she's getting to a relationship with you and then kick her the fuck out of your house without even giving her a towel.

I agree, minus the splooge, but just say you'll see her when she gets back and exchange phone numbers, but don't make it a habit of calling her, and even miss some calls if you can~

Parv wrote:(somewhere between 2nd and 3rd base)

Here is where it went wrong. She didn't like the way you were messing around with her belly button. I say stick it in her pooper and be done with her.

Call hre if it's convenient for you to do so. Visit if you can get a guaranteed lay. See other girls during the time and move on but still keep in touch with her because when her stuff is done with, ya never know what may come about the whole situation. Don't invest too much into it until you see her being able to put some real time in for you.

PS - Put it in her pooper.

Move on and forget about her.

Don't wait around for her. Find someone else that doesn't keep stringing you along. Oh, and put it in her pooper of course.

haha, someone has idb.com registered.

Just another girl with attention whore deficit disorder who doesn't know who she is and will never get over some guy that was a dick to her. Treat her the same and you'll get what you want.

Don't be the fool that all of us guys at one time or another have been. She's not looking for a hand to hold, she's looking for something to make her ex jealous. So buy a motorcycle, start hang gliding and tanning, then steamroll-fuck her sideways and dump her.

labbats wrote:Just another girl with attention whore deficit disorder who doesn't know who she is and will never get over some guy that was a dick to her. Treat her the same and you'll get what you want.

Don't be the fool that all of us guys at one time or another have been. She's not looking for a hand to hold, she's looking for something to make her ex jealous. So buy a motorcycle, start hang gliding and tanning, then steamroll-fuck her sideways and dump her.

The truth has been spoken.

I was going to take up motorcycling this summer anyway.

Her ex is a fucking douche. I tried to get along with this guy since I'm just that kind of friendly person, but it was useless. You know that guy that smokes too much pot, does nothing with his time but worship Halo 2, thinks he's Newton because he could turn on a printer at work at his minimum wage job (that was literally his favorite story to tell about his job), and has generally zero ambitions in life? That's him. I've always kinda felt that if she wants to be with him, then I'm much better off.

I guess I answered my own question there. Oh well, there's always Iceland/Norway this summer. As usual, NT comes through with the sage advice.

So you're not going to stick it in her pooper?

What a waste

Parv wrote:Which has still left me confounded, and makes me wonder if I've fallen into the friend category or not.

Nope. You've been placed into the "back-up boyfriend in case I don't find anything better" category. Everyone else (including your own realization) is correct - you are being played.
Ditch her, or put it in her pooper and move on.

Yeah i fyou're in a relationship with someone who just got out of a long term relationship, it's never going to work

captain_insano wrote:
oh for christs sake.

Seriously, this bitch is just another attention whore. Internship translated means professional fuck-jockey for corporate execs.

This little ho is going to get railed six way from sunday while at the new job, probably find a way to hook up with the ex-fiance, but since that just isn't enough she wants to string you along just in case she ends up back in your area with a worn out asshole in dire need of *love*.

Find a way to rock her and splooge all over her face and hair and then immediately tell her thats the closest thing she's getting to a relationship with you and then kick her the fuck out of your house without even giving her a towel.

lmao.. capt you need to start your own love advice column.. that was funny shit

Yeah, there should be a new forum. Ask Captain Insano. It'd be much better than Ask Mudcrush.

Wouldn't hurt to stay in contact. When she comes back you never know what might happen. I doubt you're in the 'friend' category, and I doubt that you're a 'backup' boyfriend.

What is the obsession with making love in the dark with the lights on?


You are better than that, and deserve better than that. Find someone else, and make yourself happy. Women are so screwy in the heads at times. Its like they see the whoile situation played out in their heads and it belonged on ALl My Children, so it must work because that show is so romantic!!!

my adice is visit her when she isn't so damn full of her ex

then start a relationship

if she puts u in the friend zone, move on...she lead u on to this point, you shouldn't have to have a broken heart just because she wants to be osessed with some super dick

go be happy until she realizes it is her loss..and if she doesn't, the next girl in line will

labbats wrote:Just another girl with attention whore deficit disorder who doesn't know who she is and will never get over some guy that was a dick to her. Treat her the same and you'll get what you want.

Don't be the fool that all of us guys at one time or another have been. She's not looking for a hand to hold, she's looking for something to make her ex jealous. So buy a motorcycle, start hang gliding and tanning, then steamroll-fuck her sideways and dump her.

Your my new hero. Shakespeare couldn't have put it so eloquently.

Rotj wrote:

captain_insano wrote:
oh for christs sake.

Seriously, this bitch is just another attention whore. Internship translated means professional fuck-jockey for corporate execs.

This little ho is going to get railed six way from sunday while at the new job, probably find a way to hook up with the ex-fiance, but since that just isn't enough she wants to string you along just in case she ends up back in your area with a worn out asshole in dire need of *love*.

Find a way to rock her and splooge all over her face and hair and then immediately tell her thats the closest thing she's getting to a relationship with you and then kick her the fuck out of your house without even giving her a towel.

lmao.. capt you need to start your own love advice column.. that was funny shit

hehe thanks.

oh and the ask mudcrush phorum sucked except when taxx was annoying mudcrush. That was funny.


Oh and don't listen to the ladies comments thus far...

This chick is an attention whore and that is it. At the most have a nice weekend bone session with this girl and never call her again.

Don't even think about starting a relationship, you're just wasting your time.