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Paris Hilton is one fucking cool chick

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 3:38 am
by Captain Insano
I just got back from the Landmark in the OC and Paris was there and I got to dance with her.

Absolutetyl totallly kool chick. Hung out with the crowd and got ot drink with her in the back. fuck ya!


i love cali.

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 4:03 am
by Captain Insano
i'm not aplayin this chick rocked

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 4:22 am
by Dylan
Did she smell like a twat uncleaned for 5 weeks?

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 7:09 am
by DangerPaul
She didn't get any dirty pirate fucking from the captain? I am ashamed of you sir !

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 8:36 am
by Narrock
Did you get to see her stinkpie, or at least her undies?

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 9:23 am
by The Kizzy
I don't believe you.

:pics:

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 11:15 am
by Gargamellow
of course she rocked

she is hot, sexy, and sweet

not to mention, richer than god

grats on the dancing with someone famous:) that is a really cool thing to have done in a lifetime

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 11:38 am
by dammuzis
unless there is a captn movie with paris


/yawn

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 12:43 pm
by Minrott
Did you introduce her to Davie Jones?

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 12:53 pm
by liquidstayce
:liar:
Where are the camel toe pics then with you in them?

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 1:06 pm
by Jay
:pics:

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 1:40 pm
by Trielelvan
liquidstayce wrote::liar:
Where are the camel toe pics then with you in them?

For some god-awful reason, I read that to mean he was up in her camel toe :banghead:

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 5:22 pm
by Drem
lol

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 5:30 pm
by Jay
Trielelvan wrote:
liquidstayce wrote::liar:
Where are the camel toe pics then with you in them?

For some god-awful reason, I read that to mean he was up in her camel toe :banghead:


:la:

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 8:23 pm
by Captain Insano
hahah... I was actually the first person to go talk to her. In most situations people just stare and don't have any balls when it comes to stars... I just walked right up to her and started talking. Then a little later I danced with her for like 30 seconds on the floor....My buddy did too. After that her and her friends spent the rest of the night in a closed off area in the back.

She was actually very cool, and godamn she was fucking hot in person. I've seen some of her pics and she looks a little rough but she had her A-game on last night.

sry no pictures. Most stars get pretty annoyed getting hassled for photos all the time and at the time I was more interested in getting in her pants than getting a photo.

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 8:37 pm
by araby
she's so hot, that I'm sick of looking at her in pictures, I'd just rather see her in person. I believe that she is probably amazing in person. All hatred stems from jealousy or stupidity...I don't know why people talk so badly about her. :wink: I *am* very jealous of her money, that's for sure.


thing is, without her money, she'd still be as gorgeous, just not famous for the same reason, if at all.

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 9:22 pm
by Tikker
if she wasn't rich, she'd be making money by doing porn for real

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 9:23 pm
by araby
Tikker wrote:if she wasn't rich, she'd be making money by doing porn for real


you think? what makes you say that? because she let a boyfriend film them having sex? I know tons of people who do this that wouldn't be into porn. just curious..

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 9:27 pm
by Drem
i don't think she'd be as hot w/o the money. her fashion sense is what seals the deal.

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 11:24 pm
by Dylan
I think the flag is racist.

I think the flag is history.

I would kick Jon Bon Jovie square in the balls.

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 11:26 pm
by Tikker
haha, wtf

Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 12:17 am
by Captain Insano
she's a tiny little thing too. For some reason I thought she would be taller and bigger I guess...She's like a little hot stick figure.

Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:31 am
by Drem
aren't her feet really big and that's why she always wears heels

Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:01 am
by Lyion

Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:34 am
by Ginzburgh
aren't her feet really big and that's why she always wears heels


Yeah like size 11.

Thats more than twice the size of my GF's feet. :eyecrazy: