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What would you do with an extra arm?
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:12 am
by Phlegm
From Associated Press:
SHANGHAI, China - Doctors in Shanghai on Tuesday were considering surgery options for a 2-month-old boy born with an unusually well-formed third arm.
Neither of the boy’s two left arms is fully functional and tests have so far been unable to determine which was more developed, said Dr. Chen Bochang, head of the orthopedics department at Shanghai Children’s Medical Center.
“His case is quite peculiar. We have no record of any child with such a complete third arm,â€
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:13 am
by vonkaar
pose sexy for the camera
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:20 am
by Jay
2 of my arms would do as normal arms do. The 3rd arm would be constantly masterbating.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:28 am
by Tikker
I'd train to be a boxer
defend that shit mofaka
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:37 am
by Zanchief
Most likely you would just die of birth-defect before the age of two.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:45 am
by Gargamellow
Beofre I stop posting forever due to Jay's selfishness, (See 30k car thread), I just want you to know that I am crying because of this fucking picture.
God bless this poor baby and the family who loves them.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 12:11 pm
by Gidan
I would have a hard time finding shirts
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 12:14 pm
by Jay
Gargamellow wrote:Beofre I stop posting forever due to Jay's selfishness, (See 30k car thread), I just want you to know that I am crying because of this fucking picture.
God bless this poor baby and the family who loves them.
Cry me a river you retarded bitch. I already said I was gonna change it.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 1:55 pm
by Narrock
Those foot clamps are pretty kewlio
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 1:57 pm
by dammuzis
if the parents dont name him Zaphod they need to be shot
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:14 pm
by Tikker
it kinda made me giggle that they named the baby jie-jie(jeje?)
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:16 pm
by The Kizzy
I would have it surgically removed
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:16 pm
by Donnel
I'd get a klondike bar.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:20 pm
by The Kizzy
I would find Xavier's school of gifted children, and check in
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:28 pm
by Griever
He should train to be in the next Mortal Kombat.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:18 pm
by Gaazy
Jay hit my idea right on the head@
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 8:17 pm
by Captain Insano
I would train with ninja stars every day. You would be like the death star, but instead of a huge laser you would throw like a hundred ninja stars a second.
People would compare you to the second coming of christ with such power.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 8:49 pm
by Tae-Bo
id play two wow characters
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 9:12 pm
by dammuzis
i bet that kid will be a handful
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 10:28 pm
by vonkaar
<img src="http://namelesstavern.com/album_pic.php?pic_id=1321">
the end is nigh
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:33 pm
by brinstar
i would flip people off with 50% more efficiency than previously thought possible
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:43 pm
by araby
would you do it as hard as you could?
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:53 pm
by Markarado
jie jie means little brother in Mandarin (National language of China).
Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:03 am
by brinstar
araby wrote:would you do it as hard as you could?
yeah, i hope you can see it
Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:35 am
by Markarado
Sorry jie jie means older sister in Mandarin... Dunno what I was thinking ><