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Cool
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:41 am
by Narrock
http://pitstopinfo.com/
I don't think it's worth 60 bucks though.
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:48 am
by Darcler
lol helloooo. Thats what your empty soda bottles are for.
Then when someone tailgates you, you throw one of your full bottles out the window onto their windshield. Bonus if their windows are open.
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:49 am
by Narrock
lol redneck gadgetry
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:54 pm
by Ginzburgh
This might be a stupid question but where would you dump 1.25 gallons of urine? Just a regular toilet?
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:21 pm
by Tuggan
you dump it out the window when youre crusin down the highway.
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:37 pm
by Narrock
Ginzburgh wrote:This might be a stupid question but where would you dump 1.25 gallons of urine? Just a regular toilet?
Let's ask Sorina when he chimes in.
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:38 pm
by Harrison
YOU SAID ITS NAME
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:50 pm
by Narrock
Harrison wrote:YOU SAID ITS NAME
I didn't know you were in a beef with Sorina
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:51 pm
by Harrison
I'm not a big fan of people who make no sense when they speak/post.
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:34 pm
by Darcler
Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice!
BEETLEJUICE!
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:01 am
by Agrajag
Pit Stop pushers wrote:Pit Stop® enables drivers to have comfort,
convenience, and peace of mind to enjoy the ride
How comfortable can it be for a guy to try to pull out his penis and piss into a funnel while driving? And if you have to stop to do it, just find a bush instead. I can't image how much more comfortable this can be for those oh so female truckers...
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:58 am
by Narrock
Agrajag wrote:Pit Stop pushers wrote:Pit Stop® enables drivers to have comfort,
convenience, and peace of mind to enjoy the ride
How comfortable can it be for a guy to try to pull out his penis and piss into a funnel while driving? And if you have to stop to do it, just find a bush instead. I can't image how much more comfortable this can be for those oh so female truckers...
It's probably not comfortable at all, but it will help you make fewer stops. Truckers drink a lot of liquids, like: Coffee, sodas, water, energy drinks, etc., and all that will make you have to urinate frequently. Also, as an over-the-road trucker, you are paid by the mile, and your dispatcher/ driver-manager gets a bonus if you get the load there within a certain time. Every time you stop, it costs you. Truckers have to stop many times on a route, whether it's to take a piss, grab a bite to eat, fuel up, check in at weigh stations, stop and check your load every 2 or 3 hours, wash the truck, etc. etc. etc. The redneckish trucker slogan is, "If your wheels ain't turnin... you ain't earnin." So, the fewer stops you make, the better off you are. I would buy something like this, but with shipping, it's over 70 bucks. No thanks. I'll just make a home-made version. Plus, I don't think the trucking company you work for is going to be too keen about you screwing a cocknozzle into the wall of the cab. :P
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:17 am
by Agrajag
Narrock wrote:cocknozzle
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:41 pm
by Lionking
Just wear a stillsuit. Oh erm, nm.