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For Laughs : - Define Globalization

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:30 pm
by Juls
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.


Question: How come?


Answer:

An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by Indian,

using Bill Gates 's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....


That, my friend, is Globalization
:lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:47 am
by Captain Insano
show us your tits

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:26 am
by Rotj
rofl

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:35 am
by Insanityfair
That took what almost an hour and a half for the show us your tits comment? Slacker!

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:11 am
by Captain Insano
I can't help myself sometimes... Its like I have this second brain that just thinks about weird spontaneous shit all the time and it all comes out here as random thought-post-diarrhea.

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:32 pm
by Juls
what did i do to deserve the "show us your tits" comment? and what does it got to do with this topic? :dunno:

here is a pic of me ... dickface juls

Image

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:39 pm
by Jay
I warned you Juls lol. I mean, he's Hasselhof. How do you think he casted for Baywatch?

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:06 pm
by Insanityfair
Juls wrote:what did i do to deserve the "show us your tits" comment? and what does it got to do with this topic? :dunno:

here is a pic of me ... dickface juls

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I think he's done that to quite a few ladies here, it's more like an honor. :wink:

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:36 pm
by Captain Insano
Juls wrote:what did i do to deserve the "show us your tits" comment? and what does it got to do with this topic? :dunno:

here is a pic of me ... dickface juls

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you're new... you'll get used to me. don't take it personal.

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:37 pm
by Narrock
Hasselhoff wrote:
Juls wrote:what did i do to deserve the "show us your tits" comment? and what does it got to do with this topic? :dunno:

here is a pic of me ... dickface juls

Image



you're new... you'll get used to me. don't take it personal.


you made her cry, you meanie-head :-x

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:38 pm
by Juls
:lol: nah i didnt cry.. laughing bout it more :angel:
Just wanted to play innocent a little :p

you wanna see wtftits instead?

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:41 pm
by Narrock
Juls wrote::lol: nah i didnt cry.. laughing bout it more :angel:
Just wanted to play innocent a little :p

you wanna see wtftits instead?


No thank you :ugh:

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:29 am
by Captain Insano
lol this thread has promise.

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:35 am
by Juls
xD this thread has gone out of topic way too early..

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:42 am
by Trielelvan
Juls wrote::lol: nah i didnt cry.. laughing bout it more :angel:
Just wanted to play innocent a little :p

you wanna see wtftits instead?

LMFAO!

Juls, you are gonna fit right in. :boobs:

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:52 am
by dammuzis
i like she, can i adopt her?

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:22 am
by Insanityfair
Doesn't she live by Markarado? Might have to ask if he's willing to part with her. ^_^

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:07 am
by Markarado
Lives about 5 mins away from me. Pay for her trip and I'm sure she'd be happy to visit the States..... she's adventurous enough.

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:37 am
by Insanityfair
Markarado wrote:Lives about 5 mins away from me. Pay for her trip and I'm sure she'd be happy to visit the States..... she's adventurous enough.


Nono, he wants to adopt her, which means you don't get her back!

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:58 am
by kaharthemad
btw you are supposed to show naked tits...c- only because you did not know the rules...or atleast a clevage shot

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:29 am
by Insanityfair
I thought those went to your private files as part of the harem initiation?

Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:40 pm
by Juls
WAH!!! :S markarado is my good friend... he doesnt own me.. no one does :S

As for adoption.. come malaysia we can discuss it lol...

Im suppose to show cleavage? lol xD i'lll think about it..