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my Nephew's 16th birthday last night at "Fat's Asia Bistro" (very yummy, upscale asian restaurant), and my mom told us she just got that permanent eye-liner makeup procedure done. I told my mom that she was in violation of the Bible by putting that "tattoo" around her eyelids. My sister jabbed me in the side and told me to STFU.

Does your constant preaching get annoying for your friends and family?

I'm not being a dick, it's a serious question.

I don't "constantly preach" to my family. I was just messin with my mom anyway. My sister got pissed off though, and she goes to church every Sunday.

your mother is tammy faye?

Tikker wrote:your mother is tammy faye?

HAHAHA not even close.

it would definately explain a lot

Ok the thread is officially gayed-up now. Thanks Tikker.

Narrock wrote:my Nephew's 16th birthday last night at "Fat's Asia Bistro" (very yummy, upscale asian restaurant), and my mom told us she just got that permanent eye-liner makeup procedure done. I told my mom that she was in violation of the Bible by putting that "tattoo" around her eyelids. My sister jabbed me in the side and told me to STFU.

imo this is what gayed up the thread

The Kizzy wrote:

Narrock wrote:my Nephew's 16th birthday last night at "Fat's Asia Bistro" (very yummy, upscale asian restaurant), and my mom told us she just got that permanent eye-liner makeup procedure done. I told my mom that she was in violation of the Bible by putting that "tattoo" around her eyelids. My sister jabbed me in the side and told me to STFU.

imo this is what gayed up the thread

That explains a lot about you.

I was going to post the exact same thing, but got distracted.
I agree. This thread was gayed up as soon as Mindia hit the submit button.

The permenant eyeliner thing has intrigued me, it would be nice to never have to reapply or worry about smudging!

i'll tattoo your face.

The permenant eyeliner thing has intrigued me, it would be nice to never have to reapply or worry about smudging!

Probably looks weird if you are just bumming around in PJ's or something.

Dont do it!

I was watching What Not to Wear (so sue me, it's a guilty pleasure) and this lady had tattooed eyeliner.
It looks like ass when you dont want to have dressed up eyes, or if black eye liner would be too heavy for what youre wearing. You have to put foundation on top of your eyeliner to reapply eyeliner...if that makes sense.

Well, your mother being too lazy to apply eyeliner explains alot about you.

Narrock wrote:my Nephew's 16th birthday last night at "Fat's Asia Bistro" (very yummy, upscale asian restaurant), and my mom told us she just got that permanent eye-liner makeup procedure done. I told my mom that she was in violation of the Bible by putting that "tattoo" around her eyelids. My sister jabbed me in the side and told me to STFU.

Did your sister put up a poll to get you ban from the family?

I have very ethnic looking eyes to begin with, so even when I am just lounging around eye liner doesn't really look out of place, it just kinda shapes my eyes. I only wear bottom liner too, none of that top shit. That would look odd tattooed on I bet.

i line my eyes with carmot