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My boss actually believes that no man has ever landed on the moon. He says that the moon is surrounded my so much rock that a spaceship (if one existed) couldn't navigate through it. Then he said he wanted me to show him proof that man has landed on the moon. SO I said Prove God exists, and he said you are sitting there. And I said thats because of my parents and he said well, where did your parents come from, and I said, ummmm my grandparents and he said well where did they come from Monkeys? and I said no, my great grandparents and so on and so forth. Then he said, so, how do you think the world came about and I said, Many scientists elieve in Evolution or the Big bang theory, and he said , well what driving force do you think made the two big rocks bang together? Its GOD. I just shook my head. And he said, well, you cant see the air, so proove to me it exists, and I said look out the window, the trees are mooving, and he said it has nothing to do with Air, its currents. and I said Yeah Air currents.

ANyway, then he told a customer I was from Mexico, and I corrected him, and I said, atually I was born in COnnecticut, and he said well, your Mom is from Mexico, and I said, Ummm, my mom was born in Austin, and he said well your grandparents were born in Mexico, and I said, yes, as a matter of fact, they were. And he said Same thing, I just rolled my eyes.

I need a new job.

wow... clash of the intellectual titans right there.

Where in Connecticut? I hear lots of Mexicans come from there!

Norwich

Yep, thats called Mexico 2.0 from what I hear!

How are those Navigators doing this year? Or what are they now, Connecticut Defenders? Idiots should have left the damn name.

Tuggan wrote:wow... clash of the intellectual titans right there.

I lol'd :/

I was born there and then moved. I havent been tehre since I was 2

Tuggan wrote:wow... clash of the intellectual titans right there.

Holy crap that was the funniest thing I've ever heard Tuggan say!


Your boss is a weirdo, Janet.

/agree

I didn't, no funny detected

The Kizzy wrote:Norwich

<-- Stamford General.

-Adam

<--- omg Bridgeport

Or as we call it in the ghetto..."the B.P.T"

I was actually kinda hoping this thread was about that pirate joke.

Yar! It's drivin' me nuts!

Tuggan wrote:wow... clash of the intellectual titans right there.

I'm surprised he didn't ask you who created air.