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Tragic Vodka spill in Poland =(
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:41 pm
by Witty
<a href="http://www.shortnews.com/shownews.cfm?id=55110&CFID=4078324&CFTOKEN=81180072">Lake becomes 30% Vodka</a>
Wielkopolska, Poland was the site of some very happy drinkers after nearby Lake Bracholinskie was the beneficiary of a large leak from a vodka distillery. Residents from the area quickly heard about the mishap and headed for the lake to fill up.
"Our alcohol measuring equipment is not wrong. It recorded a level of 30%. There is vodka in this lake," said chemist Robert Wilczynski.
<b>"If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake,"</b> said 76-year-old nearby resident Genowefa Licha.
haha poland
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:04 am
by brinstar
awesome
now they need to dump a bunch of orange juice in there
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:25 am
by Narrock
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:06 am
by brinstar
?
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:08 am
by Tuggan
wouldnt that like kill the fuck out of that lakes ecosystem for quite some time?
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:43 am
by Phlegm
Tuggan wrote:wouldnt that like kill the fuck out of that lakes ecosystem for quite some time?
Nah, you just have a bunch of happy birds and fishes.
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:53 pm
by Witty
Yeah cause they're all dead.
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:59 pm
by Darcler
God wrote:Yeah cause they're all dead.
They arent dead, they're just sleeping it off.
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:40 pm
by Markarado
Dump a bit more in to get the level up to 40% ~ Standard level for heavy liquor!
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:18 pm
by Witty
YEAH MORE LIKE MALAYSIAN STANDARD ROFL!?!?
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:09 pm
by Harrison
I wish I had a couple barrels and was in Poland atm
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:01 pm
by Darcler
That's nasty though. It's in a fucking lake. Fish poo in lakes
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:06 pm
by Markarado
You guys really aren't going to stop with this Malaysian shit for a while I take it...
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:21 pm
by brinstar
Harrison wrote:I wish I had a couple barrels and was in Poland atm
me too because now i'm all out
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:25 pm
by Thon
Markarado wrote:You guys really aren't going to stop with this Malaysian shit for a while I take it...
he said it again!
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:26 pm
by brinstar
sn ort haaha
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:28 pm
by Trielelvan
Mark, you should know the answer to that already
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:52 pm
by Markarado
Bastards!
Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:54 am
by Witty
Wait I'd never done it before I just wanted to try it once all my friends were doing it so...