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Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:13 am**

The bee should have a fish, IMO.

-Arlos

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:24 am**

that picture almost makes bees look loveable instead of soul stealing satan spawn.

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:24 am**

PS when are you going to log on vasquez?

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:20 pm**

Fuck you, bee. :-x

I AM NOT A FLOWER DO NOT CHASE ME!!!

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:29 pm**

Captain Insano wrote:that picture almost makes bees look loveable instead of soul stealing satan spawn.

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:11 pm**

that's a fat bee

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:31 pm**

That's a good picture. Now take one of a bee squashed all over a fly swatter.

Posted: **Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:23 pm**

haha remember that time a bee was in your car and you flipped out

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:40 am**

I expected one of these:

<img src="http://www.objects-of-design.com/UploadImages/ProductImages/ThumbImages/Letter-B-140.jpg">

Thread does not deliver.

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:13 am**

NO BEES!

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:51 pm**

araby wrote:haha remember that time a bee was in your car and you flipped out

i pulled over and whacked it with a newspaper and left its corpse between the back window brake light and the back window so that whenever i braked the bee corpse would be illuminated in blood-red light as a warning to other bees to NOT GO IN MY FUCKING CAR

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:51 pm**

you're a cruel taskmaster

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:51 pm**

that bee was probably just trying to hump your leg

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:00 pm**

brinstar wrote:
araby wrote:haha remember that time a bee was in your car and you flipped out

i pulled over and whacked it with a newspaper and left its corpse between the back window brake light and the back window so that whenever i braked the bee corpse would be illuminated in blood-red light as a warning to other bees to NOT GO IN MY FUCKING CAR

true story

i saw it

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:57 am**

You guys were in the car together?

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:11 am**

haha nope but i saw the dead bee beacon.

...beecon? ^_^

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:42 pm**

oh... >.<

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:16 pm**

A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly.

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:50 pm**

I'm taking home a baby bumblebee.
won't my momma be so proud of me!
I'm taking home a baby bumblebee.
OUCH! HE STUNG ME!

IIIIIII'm, squishing up a baby bumblebee...

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:32 pm**

2 people so into a little bee,
So sweet of them for others to see,
something is going on huh from what i can see?
Between the 2 of them, arlos and araby...

joking >.<