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Ahem...
Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:15 pm
by Trielelvan
My God is better than your God.
Discuss.
Re: Ahem...
Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:35 pm
by Phlegm
Trielelvan wrote:My God is better than your God.
Discuss.
This is true. My god suck big time otherwise I would be a billionaire, driving a Bugatti Veyron, and dating a playboy playmate.
Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:45 pm
by Jay
I guess my god is awesome then because I'm dating a playboy playmate and I do drive a Bugatti Veyron. Did I mention I just won a billion dollars?
Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:50 pm
by Phlegm
Damn, Jay. I think I am going to switch to your god.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:31 am
by Harrison
My God is awesome, he allows my existence.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:10 am
by Arlos
Why pick? Worship them both, that way you've got all bases covered.
-Arlos
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:41 am
by Harrison
Because religions aren't subscriptions with perks and benefits that you can pick and choose lol
I find most retards liking certain religions because they like what they "get out of it" or whatever stupidity they might spout.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:09 am
by Jimmy Durante
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:04 am
by Guest
Jay wrote:I guess my god is awesome then because I'm dating a playboy playmate and I do drive a Bugatti Veyron. Did I mention I just won a billion dollars?
and yet, only blessed you with 2 measley inches of raw power to jackhammer that playmate with like an overexcited hamster on steroids.
Wtf? You've got a billion dollars and haven't invested in a penis enlargement patch yet?
Don't you pay attention to spam?
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:07 am
by Trielelvan
*sigh*
I am a retard on a mission, and so is my inability to login before posting. [smiley poster=crazy]durrr[/smiley]
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:22 am
by Zanchief
Harrison wrote:I find most retards liking certain religions because they like what they "get out of it" or whatever stupidity they might spout.
And your choice being solely based on your parents is so much more spiritual.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:50 am
by Jay
Anonymous wrote:Jay wrote:I guess my god is awesome then because I'm dating a playboy playmate and I do drive a Bugatti Veyron. Did I mention I just won a billion dollars?
and yet, only blessed you with 2 measley inches of raw power to jackhammer that playmate with like an overexcited hamster on steroids.
Wtf? You've got a billion dollars and haven't invested in a penis enlargement patch yet?
Don't you pay attention to spam?
There's a penis enlargement patch? Link plz.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:51 am
by Donnel
How did you get my home pictures? Oh and I only have one, not two.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:58 am
by Phlegm
arlos wrote:Why pick? Worship them both, that way you've got all bases covered.
-Arlos
Too much work worshiping multiple Gods.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:15 pm
by Arlos
Naw. Just look at how most people worship christianity: they pick and choose the parts they do and don't like, and thus do or don't follow. Just do the same when you're picking up your pantheon of gods that you're going to worship, so that you cut down on the overhead.
-Arlos
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:15 pm
by Donnel
lawl
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:29 pm
by Trielelvan
Jay wrote:There's a penis enlargement patch? Link plz.
Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho.
Your wish is granted... long live Jambi.
Re: Ahem...
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:33 pm
by Narrock
Trielelvan wrote:My God is better than your God.
Discuss.
You'd make a perfect Muslim.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:34 pm
by Narrock
Trielelvan wrote:Jay wrote:There's a penis enlargement patch? Link plz.
Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho.
Your wish is granted... long live Jambi.
Boy, what a mismatched couple
they are. He's ugly as sin, and she's hawt as hell!
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:36 pm
by Phlegm
Get the patch Mindia maybe you can get a hot chick too.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:38 pm
by Jay
Or worship my god. You don't need the patch to get her. You just need it to have any hopes of pleasing her without your tongue or some kind of instrument.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:38 pm
by Narrock
lolz
Re: Ahem...
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:18 pm
by Trielelvan
Narrock wrote:Trielelvan wrote:My God is better than your God.
Discuss.
You'd make a perfect Christian.
fixt
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:23 pm
by Martrae
HOLY WAR!
Re: Ahem...
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:24 pm
by Narrock
Trielelvan wrote:Narrock wrote:Trielelvan wrote:My God is better than your God.
Discuss.
You'd make a perfect Christian.
fixt
Oh, I didn't see
that one coming.
