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It looks like the guy

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:49 pm
by Phlegm
in this story have been taking relationship advice from you Ralf.

(AP) Prosecutors say a man shoved a cell phone down his girlfriend's throat because he was angry and jealous. But defense attorneys insisted as a trial got underway that the woman swallowed the phone intentionally to keep the defendant from seeing whom she had been calling.

Marlon Brando Gill, 24, is charged with first-degree assault in the December incident involving 25-year-old Melinda Abell. Abell has given inconsistent accounts of what happened before she was taken to a hospital, where an emergency room doctor removed the phone.

She testified Tuesday on the first day of Gill's trial that she couldn't remember how the phone got in her throat, saying she had too much to drink that night.

She said in court that she could not recall writing a statement to police after the incident, in which she said: "I think he thought I'd been talking to other guys. ... He took my phone to see who I had been calling."

The statement added: "If I didn't want him to see my phone, I would have just thrown it out the window and busted it."

Much of her testimony centered on her relationship with Gill, of Kansas City, which started in 2004.

"It was good at first, then it got rocky," Abell said.

She testified that he had verbally and physically abused her, but under cross-examination she acknowledged she never told police about the abuse and continued to live with Gill until the cell phone incident.

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:09 pm
by Captain Insano
hahah thats awesome. Way to take control...Someone should give this man an award or something.

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:38 pm
by araby
yah I heard this on the radio today, apparently she was three times over the legal limit or something.

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:18 pm
by Diekan
Let's just hope these two fine examples of trailer trash don't breed and produce more trailer trash.

And, secondly - if I were named Marlon Brando Gill - I would shoot myself in the face.

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:36 pm
by Gidan
I bet you she did try and swollow it

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:54 pm
by Juls
Damn deep throat.. she would give a man a good blow :S

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:56 am
by ybik gnome
Here I thought Juls wouldnt know the meaning of deep throat.....

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:59 am
by Guntaag Gorefeast
pr0n is the universal language.

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:03 am
by Gargamellow
Everyone is trailer trash to you.

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:20 am
by The Kizzy
what?

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:16 am
by Jay
Gargamellow wrote:Everyone is trailer trash to you.


What the hell? Did you have an acid flashback about beng mad at me or something?

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:17 am
by Dylan
:rofl:

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:18 am
by Darcler
Diekan wrote:Let's just hope these two fine examples of trailer trash don't breed and produce more trailer trash.

And, secondly - if I were named Marlon Brando Gill - I would shoot myself in the face.


She wasnt talking about you this time, Jay :)

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:19 am
by Phlegm
Jay wrote:
Gargamellow wrote:Everyone is trailer trash to you.


What the hell? Did you have an acid flashback about beng mad at me or something?


Hey Jay, what is your infatuation with Garg? Are you in love with her?

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:22 am
by Jay
Must be love. I'm the asian James Spader to her Susan Sarandon.

No, I just missed that post. Sounded strangely out of context.

Shut up Trielelevan I do not need a penis patch!

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:12 pm
by The Kizzy
I missed the post too, Sorry Garg!!

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:56 pm
by Gargamellow
/shrug I forgot I even posted in this one

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:05 pm
by Juls
ybik gnome wrote:Here I thought Juls wouldnt know the meaning of deep throat.....
:hanged: I'd kill myself lol

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:33 pm
by Phlegm
More disciple of Ralf:

LANDOVER, Md., July 29 (UPI) -- A man doused his girlfriend in gasoline and set her on fire Saturday morning during an argument in his Landover, Md., home, police said.

The woman, 40, suffered second- and third-degree burns to her upper body and was hospitalized in critical but stable condition. Police, who have not released her name, said they expect she will survive the attack, the Washington Post reported.

Anthony Willoughby, 40, turned himself in, police said. He was being held without bond to face charges of first- and second-degree attempted murder, first- and second-degree assault and malicious burning.

Police said the woman had a restraining order against Willoughby but went to visit him at his home Friday. They got into an argument, loud enough for his neighbors to hear, police said.

At about 3 a.m., Willoughby allegedly dislodged a gasoline tank from a garden weed-whacker machine and used it to douse the woman in fuel. He then set her on fire and fled the scene.

She ran to her family's home nearby and called 911.

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:41 pm
by Trielelvan
Jay wrote:Must be love. I'm the asian James Spader to her Susan Sarandon.

No, I just missed that post. Sounded strangely out of context.

Shut up Trielelevan I do not need a penis patch!

ROFL! :wub: