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I've been watching the news recently and it appears that Iran, Syria, Egypt and of couse Lebanon are banding together saying that they are all going to take on Israel. Al Quaida has also publicly stated that their number one mission is to fight Israel now versus us.

Anyways, this jogged some old memory of Bible Study class in my youth.

Doesn't the apocalypse kick off when "all nations turn against israel"? or something to that effect?

The real question I want to ask is who here wants to join my zombie hunting squad if the apocalypse is near? When the dead walk the earth braves pirate souls like myself will be the ones responsible for taking out zombies with shotguns and various other laser weaponry and high explosives. I might need some help if I am going to save the world. Not to mention someone will need to go toe to toe with satan and I can't think of a better messiah than the aptly named Captain Insano.

Discuss~

Dude, if the zombie start walking the streets, you're gonna wanna hook up with Minrott. That guys like Macguyver meats the A-Team.

i'd use a sword or some shit on the zombies

never run out of ammo that way!

This just happened 60 years or so ago with the "Six Day War". In those 6 days, Isreal went on a rampage against those countries and absolutely dominated them. Look it up here......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_day_war

Will a .44 stop a zombie in its trax capn ?

Yes but you have to watch for the blood pool when they hit the ground otherwise they're still "alive" but they're faking dead. If you get em on the ground it helps to kicck em in the back of the head or stab em.

Zanchief wrote:Dude, if the zombie start walking the streets, you're gonna wanna hook up with Minrott. That guys like Macguyver meats the A-Team.

If I see the zombies out, I'm gonna be sure and head to the Winchester.

and dogs can't look up.

spazz wrote:Will a .44 stop a zombie in its trax capn ?

You need to either hit them in the head damaging their cerebral cortex or at the base of the skull to sever the spinal cord however be aware if you simply take the head off it can still bite you.

I think a 44 is decent, but its really doesn't beat a good shotgun. Even zombies know what a shotgun is. Their undead brains still have mortal fear against such a devastating weapon.

John Browning specifically designed the shotgun for combating zombie incursions into mining camps throughout the late 1900's, and was first put into service during the invasion of 1883.

It's a classic weapon, but still highly effective. I prefer to keep one as a side arm when I am not using my pulse enery repeater.

I wish horendus was here, he is very knowledgeable about such things.

lyion wrote:

Zanchief wrote:Dude, if the zombie start walking the streets, you're gonna wanna hook up with Minrott. That guys like Macguyver meats the A-Team.

If I see the zombies out, I'm gonna be sure and head to the Winchester.

Have a nice cold pint and wait for it all to blow over? How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Flame Thrower would be good against zombies.

Zanchief wrote:Dude, if the zombie start walking the streets, you're gonna wanna hook up with Minrott. That guys like Macguyver <b>meats</b> the A-Team.

OK, so the BA in BA Baracus meant 'Backdoor Access'.

10sun wrote:

lyion wrote:

Zanchief wrote:Dude, if the zombie start walking the streets, you're gonna wanna hook up with Minrott. That guys like Macguyver meats the A-Team.

If I see the zombies out, I'm gonna be sure and head to the Winchester.

Have a nice cold pint and wait for it all to blow over? How's that for a slice of fried gold?

I love that movie

Dogs can look up.

When revamping your armament for zombie incursion, there's one thing to keep in mind. There's going to be a lot of fucking zombies. While a big Smith and Wesson 29 in .44 Mag may sound cool and make you look like dirty Harry, it's really more suited for deer hunting or bear defense rather than zombie incursion defense tactics.

The shotgun, in any bore size greater than .410 is an excellent option. Most zombie incursions incur at close range, and the shotgun makes devastatingly simple the act of turning heads into pink mist. You have to assume, that in your travels you will pick up stragglers in your party. More than likely they will be hot, blond bombshells with little to no ability defend themselves. How do you arm such a woman? With a simple to operate shotgun. Add to all this the fact that Americans consume somewhere around 4 billion shotshells each year, no matter where you go in what's left of this country you should be able to find ammo to feed your weapon.

Now, for those members of your party who are able to handle a rifle with some impunity, of course the ubiquitous AK47 and AR16/M16 variants will be the norm. Solid designs, readily available ammunition and excellent firepower, these rifles will be the backbone of any surviving humans in the world of zombie incursion.

Perhaps John Brownings greatest invention, though hard to find these days, would be an excellent choice of arm for your more experienced members. Of course, I'm talking about the BAR, or Browning Automatic Rifle. Big, heavy, with a cyclic rate of 600 rounds per minute of full power 30-06, in the right hands this weapon would devestate a legion of zombies in short order.

Finally, unless you have the technical expertise to eventually manufacture your own ammunition, you have to face the fact that there is only going to be a limited supply in this world of zombies. Ammuntion will become the new Oil supply, anyone sitting on a stock pile will become the new OPEC. Celebrate energy independence of these people by taking up a sword, whether it be a katana and wakizashi, a cutlass and pistol, a saber and hatchet, or a boxer rebellion type blade. Stay away from the Braveheart type, the 2 and a half hand monsters, in this fight you need to be quick and the dual wield setups will serve you well.

Good luck and God's speed.

haha i love you minrott

Minrott wrote:Dogs can look up.

When revamping your armament for zombie incursion, there's one thing to keep in mind. There's going to be a lot of fucking zombies. While a big Smith and Wesson 29 in .44 Mag may sound cool and make you look like dirty Harry, it's really more suited for deer hunting or bear defense rather than zombie incursion defense tactics.

The shotgun, in any bore size greater than .410 is an excellent option. Most zombie incursions incur at close range, and the shotgun makes devastatingly simple the act of turning heads into pink mist. You have to assume, that in your travels you will pick up stragglers in your party. More than likely they will be hot, blond bombshells with little to no ability defend themselves. How do you arm such a woman? With a simple to operate shotgun. Add to all this the fact that Americans consume somewhere around 4 billion shotshells each year, no matter where you go in what's left of this country you should be able to find ammo to feed your weapon.

Now, for those members of your party who are able to handle a rifle with some impunity, of course the ubiquitous AK47 and AR16/M16 variants will be the norm. Solid designs, readily available ammunition and excellent firepower, these rifles will be the backbone of any surviving humans in the world of zombie incursion.

Perhaps John Brownings greatest invention, though hard to find these days, would be an excellent choice of arm for your more experienced members. Of course, I'm talking about the BAR, or Browning Automatic Rifle. Big, heavy, with a cyclic rate of 600 rounds per minute of full power 30-06, in the right hands this weapon would devestate a legion of zombies in short order.

Finally, unless you have the technical expertise to eventually manufacture your own ammunition, you have to face the fact that there is only going to be a limited supply in this world of zombies. Ammuntion will become the new Oil supply, anyone sitting on a stock pile will become the new OPEC. Celebrate energy independence of these people by taking up a sword, whether it be a katana and wakizashi, a cutlass and pistol, a saber and hatchet, or a boxer rebellion type blade. Stay away from the Braveheart type, the 2 and a half hand monsters, in this fight you need to be quick and the dual wield setups will serve you well.

Good luck and God's speed.

This should be submitted to Wikipedia

mofish wrote:

Minrott wrote:Dogs can look up.

When revamping your armament for zombie incursion, there's one thing to keep in mind. There's going to be a lot of fucking zombies. While a big Smith and Wesson 29 in .44 Mag may sound cool and make you look like dirty Harry, it's really more suited for deer hunting or bear defense rather than zombie incursion defense tactics.

The shotgun, in any bore size greater than .410 is an excellent option. Most zombie incursions incur at close range, and the shotgun makes devastatingly simple the act of turning heads into pink mist. You have to assume, that in your travels you will pick up stragglers in your party. More than likely they will be hot, blond bombshells with little to no ability defend themselves. How do you arm such a woman? With a simple to operate shotgun. Add to all this the fact that Americans consume somewhere around 4 billion shotshells each year, no matter where you go in what's left of this country you should be able to find ammo to feed your weapon.

Now, for those members of your party who are able to handle a rifle with some impunity, of course the ubiquitous AK47 and AR16/M16 variants will be the norm. Solid designs, readily available ammunition and excellent firepower, these rifles will be the backbone of any surviving humans in the world of zombie incursion.

Perhaps John Brownings greatest invention, though hard to find these days, would be an excellent choice of arm for your more experienced members. Of course, I'm talking about the BAR, or Browning Automatic Rifle. Big, heavy, with a cyclic rate of 600 rounds per minute of full power 30-06, in the right hands this weapon would devestate a legion of zombies in short order.

Finally, unless you have the technical expertise to eventually manufacture your own ammunition, you have to face the fact that there is only going to be a limited supply in this world of zombies. Ammuntion will become the new Oil supply, anyone sitting on a stock pile will become the new OPEC. Celebrate energy independence of these people by taking up a sword, whether it be a katana and wakizashi, a cutlass and pistol, a saber and hatchet, or a boxer rebellion type blade. Stay away from the Braveheart type, the 2 and a half hand monsters, in this fight you need to be quick and the dual wield setups will serve you well.

Good luck and God's speed.

This should be submitted to Wikipedia

Seconded.

ps. how many of you own: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/custom ... irect=true ?

I should have bought a copy today, just came from the bookstore.

Even zombies know what a shotgun is.

I rofld

P.S. I literally wish zombies walked the earth. I would finally be happy.

"What're you up to today Harrison?"

"Oh nothing, going out hunting."

"For what?"

"Fucking Zombies, what else would I go killing mercilessly all day?"

lyion wrote:

Zanchief wrote:Dude, if the zombie start walking the streets, you're gonna wanna hook up with Minrott. That guys like Macguyver meats the A-Team.

If I see the zombies out, I'm gonna be sure and head to the Winchester.

fuck

i was going to say a cricket paddle instead of a sword, but I assumed it would go over everyone's heads, jeje

na na na na na na uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhh

lol what was the name of the movie everyone was referring? The brits versus the zombie movie?

great flic.

As Virra would say, "Self fulfilling prophecy."

Only sheep believe bullshit like that. There will be an apoc...long after the human race is extinct from something else. It will be when the fucking sun dies.

Way to fuck up a fun thread with your sun will blow up bullshit. Talk bout fighting zombies or stfu.