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Hair

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:57 am
by Diekan
Any of you know anyone who's used Rogaine? I'm curious if it works...

Yes, I fully understand the science behind it... All I want to know is if you know anyone who's used it - and if it really worked or not.

I'm thinking about trying it.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:04 am
by Dylan
:rofl:

Owned.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:04 am
by Diekan
why am i owned?

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:05 am
by Dylan
:rofl:

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:06 am
by Diekan
go suck on a cock and catch aids you little fag

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:07 am
by KILL
just let it shine, man.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:09 am
by Diekan
I do... keep it clean shaved... it doesn't affect my social life as most women really don't give a shit about it... it doesn't really affect anything. But, I'm curious if the shit works and might give it a shot for the hell of it.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:13 am
by KILL
i know someone who used it for close to a year or so.

peach fuzz at best.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:17 am
by KILL
actually, now that i think about it, he swore that if nothing else it dramatically slowed down the hair loss.

he was pretty young to be losing hair and a total freak about it. ended up just getting a rug and forgetting about trying to keep his own.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:44 am
by Dylan
Hay guys, I'm going blad and I'm a giant douchebag towards everyone and everything. Help please. Here is a pic for reference:

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Also, watch your cornhole cause I'm comin' for ya!

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:32 am
by Diekan
Nice attempt, but you fail.

Hey, I'd rather have to shave my head than to live the rest of my life knowing what a complete and utter disappointment I am to my family. I can't imagine the humiliation they must feel...

What does your dad tell his friends and coworkers when the sit around sharing stories about their sons?

Coworker1: "My son threw two touchdowns last night!"
Coworker2: "My son just joined the Army last week!"
Dylan's Dad: "My son snacks on cock and dances around his room in his sister's panties."

So, just how proud is dear ole dad in knowing that his son is a flamming fag?

What does your sister think about all those times you snuck into her room and stole her panties to wear?

I bet your mom is real proud too... did she share her lipstick with you? Teach you how to put on blush?

I feel most sorry for your dad... that poor poor man...

To think, the day you were born, him standing back, chest out with pride, thinking he had a man to raise...

and instead... he gets this:

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lol

I'm sure he tells you... "I still love you SON!" But you know deep down inside he still thinks of driving his car head on into a semi when the thinks about what he made.

I'll bet he lied in bed awake for nights at a time, hoping, wishing, praying that your mom would roll over and confess to an affair that conceived you.

So tell me, when other BOYS are telling their dads about their "first time" - what did you tell yours? Did you tell him about the cock you sucked? Did you tell him how hot you got when your "date" dropped his pants and stuck his hairy ass in your face?

One boy's love of cock is a father's greatest disappointment. But, he still loves you! lol....

Yeah, I shave my head... better than being the cause of my families humiliation.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:35 am
by araby
I love Ryan Adams.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:18 am
by Maeya
KILL wrote:actually, now that i think about it, he swore that if nothing else it dramatically slowed down the hair loss.

he was pretty young to be losing hair and a total freak about it. ended up just getting a rug and forgetting about trying to keep his own.


That's all Rogaine is supposed to do. It doesn't grow your hair back.

One of my friends had that Bosley hair thing done yesterday, so he was filling me in on all the science behind hair loss on Tuesday, so I feel I'm pretty up to date :)

Anyway, what he was saying is all Rogaine does is inhibits the compound your body produces that causes you to lose your hair. It doesn't completely stop hair loss, nor does it grow your hair back, it simply slows down the rate at which it's lost.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:53 am
by Martrae
Yeah, a friend of mine uses it. She suddenly started losing hair like crazy about 10 years ago (before they had the female version). Rogaine stopped the loss and she grew back some fuzz but that was about it.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:36 am
by Narrock
Diekan wrote:

Dylan's Dad: "My son snacks on cock and dances around his room in his sister's panties."


:rofl: :owned:

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:39 am
by Naethyn
Dont fuck with Diekan

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:41 am
by Narrock
Dylan's probably still crying

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:52 am
by Spazz
Diek are you gonna have one of your " enter the dragon" days today ? Fuck it homie if the baldness isnt bothering ya why bother to try to grow your hair back.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:01 am
by The Kizzy
Diekan, I say this in the nicest way possible. WHAT THE FUCK! Why do you want to grow your hair back? You are simply gorgeous as a bald man. THe look works for you, go for it

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:19 am
by Naethyn
That was probably the best message board owning I've ever seen.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:20 am
by Spazz
Hes prolly sick of lookin like moby.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:41 am
by leah
diek's flame made me sad for dylan :( i like him and i hope he didn't take any of that personally.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:39 am
by Spazz
I think hes a punk ass and i hope he cried.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:39 am
by Evermore
bitchslapped


thats sig material

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:42 am
by Dylan
I didn't read it, because I'm better than him. He will die alone as a bitter old man. I won't.

Also, good work using a picture of me that I'm being funny for my friends, its too bad your picture is a serious one.

So really, who is owned here?