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So, I decide to head up to Best Buy today and get a new MP3 player and to find a copy of the "The Haunting." Yeah, whatever... any movie that shows Catherine Zeto Jones in short skirts and knee high fuck me boots for an hour and a half straight can't be all that bad..

Anyway, so I'm standing next to this other guy who's looking through the DVD's as well and this little honey comes walking by chatting on her cell phone... fine little minx... a rack that could knock a moose out and a nice little fat ass to boot. Dressed in a tight white tank top, low cut (which plenty of cleavage showing), tight jeans, and a button down blouse open in the front (like a jacket) showing off those moose killin canons. I mean just bam... everything.

Decided against the MP3 player (wanted to check out C City), and of course they didn't have the DVD I wanted, but I ended up picking up a couple of others. I get in line and she's right in front of me... some other dude is behind me, who was checking her out harder than I was... I looked back at him and he gave me that knod of "yeah bro I see it too."

Little thing starts talking to the cashier like they know each other... start talking about school... I'm thinking... hmm college piece, right?

Wrong... freaking HIGH SCHOOL senior. Couldn't have been more than 17 at most. I turned around to the dude behind me, who's eyes were the size of dinner plates... I know what he was thinking... the same thing as I... wtf.

What-in-the-fuck are they putting the water these days? This chick, again couldn't have been more than 17, looking fucking 23 at least.

Seriously... when I was 17 chicks LOOKED and acted 17... not 23+



and I thought to Hillary Duff was bad... but this... damn...

Yea dude thats dirty but they try so hard not to look like kids what can ya do.

i feel dirty sometimes and im not even all that old

@_@

hehe

was at the west edmonton mall 2 weeks ago, and was watching this jaw droppingly hot chick walk towards me

same kinda deal, she looked super hot, tight mini skirt, push up (and together) bra, etc etc



then I heard her mom ask her if she was excited about starting high school


jeje?

I feel dirty and I just turned 18

I dunno why, but I find myself attracted to women who are older than me. Not a lot older, but older. I thought that it might be because of the maturity level, but I find myself attracted to them before I even talk to them >< so wtf?

It's all the milk.

No it isn't, has nothing to do with milk. Has to do with Oedipus and the complex that all of you have, not based on milk, but based on the fact that you want your mothers. all of you.

Freud was an idiot

I think Freud had a thing for his mother and just assumed everyone else did.

It's global warming.....duh.

One more global warming joke and I swear to fucking God Al is shutting this bitch down.


Typo :P

Harrison wrote:One more global warning joke and I swear to fucking God Al is shutting this bitch down.

hahaha

Everyone watch out! Harrison is about to break!

Harrison wrote:One more global warning joke and I swear to fucking God Al is shutting this bitch down.

global warming made you say that.

So I called him up, he's fucking pissed.

global warming coming out of his mouth. al gore is a beast. 666 die fool!

algore is the psychotard from hell

who wants me to babysit?

Hey Diekan, your Lohan avatar was much better than the dog that's on there now.

That is a horrible pic of Claire Danes.

blasphemy the both of youz

Funny story about Claire Danes. I was hanging out with my friend Benn and he spotted her at a club dancin and rollin on E. He goes up to dance with her and he's got his digital camera. He raps with her a bit, gets a little more comfortable and trys to make out with her and get a picture of himself making with Claire Danes. Her friend/bodyguard came and snatched his camera and yanked him off of her an told him to fuck off.