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Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

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Cartman: Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.

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