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Hard core gamer lifer loser people.

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:29 pm
by Lyion
Your prayers have been answered.

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AGASAKI -- A Nagasaki company has created a wheelchair with a built-in toilet that cleans, dries and deodorizes without the user ever having to leave their seat.

Venture business Japan Oasis spent six years developing the toilet-equipped wheelchair, which it expects to benefit the disabled and elderly, who can rent it out for just 1,100 yen a day.

"I thought the disabled and elderly would be happy knowing that they could leave their homes without having to worry about the toilet," Shuichi Suehiro, Japan Oasis president, said. "It'll certainly make things much easier for caregivers."

The chair requires users to put on special trousers and underwear. When the user needs to go to the toilet, the simply do their business through a hole in the chair. An in-built nozzle will spray out water that cleans the buttocks and makes them smell nice, while warm air will be blown out from a fan to dry them out.

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:48 pm
by Maeya
And so stylish - with it's 3 different kinds of plaid.

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:50 pm
by Tikker
that's awesome

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:08 pm
by Arlos
In all honesty, I can imagine it will do wonders for paraplegics and others without functioning legs who'd otherwise have real issues going to a normal restroom.

-Arlos

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:31 pm
by Tikker
and it opens up a whole new industry for people to empty the shit out of the wheelchair

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:04 pm
by araby
and clothing lines/underwear

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:35 pm
by Lyion
arlos wrote:In all honesty, I can imagine it will do wonders for paraplegics and others without functioning legs who'd otherwise have real issues going to a normal restroom.


Yeah, its a great idea and implementation.. But you KNOW that dude with the 10 computers lined up to MMO is thinking hard about getting one.

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:10 pm
by Juls
yea ahhaha those hardcore gamers would buy something like that..so when they are in an instance or pvp - ing dont need to brb.. and stuff

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:23 pm
by Markarado
Buy one for your boyfriend~

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:29 pm
by Jay
That would spell instant breakup. I think you should do Juls a favor and buy him one.

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:55 pm
by Juls
:| if he had one..it would be too smelly for the next 3 houses to take it

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:04 pm
by Yamori
*shudder*

Person: Hi Wheelchair guy! Lets go to the Mexican restaraunt and order some Chicken ChimiChangas!

Wheelchair guy: No problem, just let me go to the bathroom. :D ...*grunt* ok lets go.

*shudder*

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:28 am
by Thon
a toilet chair is something to buy, not rent~