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more news in the people too sick to live dept
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:14 pm
by dammuzis
http://www.mlive.com/news/bctimes/index.ssf?/base/news-8/116170304311310.xml&coll=4
A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.
Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.
At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6.
Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.
Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.
Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.
State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house.
Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.
The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison.
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:42 pm
by Spazz
FUnny we are willing to put someone in jail who fucks dead animals so long but we cant seem to keep theives and sex criminals in jail for ding do.
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:49 pm
by Markarado
That's sick... What kinda person could do that?
Re: more news in the people too sick to live dept
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:25 pm
by vonkaar
dammuzis wrote:Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.
That actually made me roflz.
Thta's like...
Charged with
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and
3 unpaid parking tickets
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:38 pm
by Jazendar
3 unpaid parking tickets haha.
Re: more news in the people too sick to live dept
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:06 pm
by Lueyen
vonkaar wrote:dammuzis wrote:Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.
That actually made me roflz.
Thta's like...
Charged with
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and
3 unpaid parking tickets
Michigan law provides for up to 15 years for crimes against nature, up to 2 years and up to 2 years and 2,000 dollars for assulting an officer if there is no injury requiring medical treatment or greater.
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:29 pm
by Gargamellow
That is something so wrong, that this guy should be put in a mental institution for the rest of his life..or shot..
Re: more news in the people too sick to live dept
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:48 pm
by vonkaar
Lueyen wrote:vonkaar wrote:dammuzis wrote:Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.
That actually made me roflz.
Thta's like...
Charged with
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and
3 unpaid parking tickets
Michigan law provides for up to 15 years for crimes against nature, up to 2 years and up to 2 years and 2,000 dollars for assulting an officer if there is no injury requiring medical treatment or greater.
I wasn't necessarily saying that assaulting a cop wasn't an evil act... I simply found it oddly amusing next to the first offense.
But, uh... Did you actually look that up?
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:58 pm
by Martrae
Ewww...it wasn't even freshly dead....
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:24 am
by Yamori
The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.
Am I a bad person for laughing when I read this?
Re: more news in the people too sick to live dept
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:25 am
by Jimmy Durante
vonkaar wrote:dammuzis wrote:Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.
That actually made me roflz.
Thta's like...
Charged with
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and
3 unpaid parking tickets
Lincoln Sternn - you stand here
accused of twelve counts of murder
in the first degree ... fourteen
counts of armed theft of Federation
property ... twenty-two counts of piracy
in high space ... eighteen counts of
fraud ...thirty-seven counts of rape, and
one moving violation. How do you plead?
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:48 am
by Evermore
rapests, child molesters and assholes like this should be made to pee thru a tube for the rest of their lives.
Re: more news in the people too sick to live dept
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:57 am
by Tossica
Jimmy Durante wrote:vonkaar wrote:dammuzis wrote:Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.
That actually made me roflz.
Thta's like...
Charged with
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and
3 unpaid parking tickets
Lincoln Sternn - you stand here
accused of twelve counts of murder
in the first degree ... fourteen
counts of armed theft of Federation
property ... twenty-two counts of piracy
in high space ... eighteen counts of
fraud ...thirty-seven counts of rape, and
one moving violation. How do you plead?
Heavy Metal?
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:51 am
by Evermore
oh yea.
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:21 am
by Tikker
Martrae wrote:Ewww...it wasn't even freshly dead....
Cause that would have made it ok!
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:25 am
by Spazz
No but it does make it even grosser
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:01 am
by Martrae
Tikker wrote:Martrae wrote:Ewww...it wasn't even freshly dead....
Cause that would have made it ok!
I knew someone would say that.....
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:22 am
by Gargamellow
rapests, child molesters and assholes like this should be made to pee thru a tube for the rest of their lives.
Or shot.
Re: more news in the people too sick to live dept
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:03 am
by mofish
Jimmy Durante wrote:vonkaar wrote:dammuzis wrote:Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.
That actually made me roflz.
Thta's like...
Charged with
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and
3 unpaid parking tickets
Lincoln Sternn - you stand here
accused of twelve counts of murder
in the first degree ... fourteen
counts of armed theft of Federation
property ... twenty-two counts of piracy
in high space ... eighteen counts of
fraud ...thirty-seven counts of rape, and
one moving violation. How do you plead?
HANGINS TOO GOOD FOR 'IM
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:04 am
by Xaiveir
So ummmm this dead dog was his girlfriends dog. Does that mean he was cheater? Or because its her dog, its not cheating? Was the dog found in another zipcode by chance....then it most deffinatly is not cheating.
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:06 am
by Gargamellow
I don't think there was any peanut butter involved.
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:27 am
by KaiineTN
Crimes against humanity would be something like someone busting a nut on you while you're sleeping. That's obviously infinitely worse than screwing a decaying lifeless dog corpse. Assault with homosexual liquids deserves life in prison!
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:28 pm
by Spazz
Assault with homosexual liquids
Does that happen to you a lot dude. Never in my 24 years have i ever had this problem or worried about it.
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:34 pm
by Evermore
Gargamellow wrote:rapests, child molesters and assholes like this should be made to pee thru a tube for the rest of their lives.
Or shot.
death is too good for these sub humans
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:37 pm
by Spazz
Nah dude kill em cheaply so you dont have to pay for them to be housed somewhere. I wouldnt mind seeing the guilitine brought back for such a thing.