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now that im in american tech support
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:55 pm
by dammuzis
i got a call today from a customer who blew up his notebook
apparently he thought that since his RVs battery was also 9 cell all he would have to do is strip the plug from his ac adapter and attach it to the battery post and rev up the RV to charge the notebook
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:11 pm
by kaharthemad
good lord.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:30 pm
by Eldred
The wonders of AC vs. DC vs. Stupidity. Stupidity allways wins.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:31 pm
by Tikker
the real reason companies outsource tech support to india is that Indian people are too polite to laugh when people do stupid ass shit like that
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:18 pm
by dammuzis
there are 10 american tech support agents for dell home sales and we all only deal with high end (this call should not of been routed to me)
rest are in india
if you want american tech support buy a computer from the business division
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:23 pm
by Reynaldo
Off topic but Dammuzis, you need that avatar of the underboob again. I miss that.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:40 pm
by dammuzis
this one is supposed to be animated too (jfk head getting blown to peices)
dancing asians with firm boobs are the own
http://namelesstavern.net/album_pic.php?pic_id=1554
i just cant make shit like this up
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:35 pm
by Menlaan
whoa, that's incredible
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:01 am
by Xaiveir
Seriously? Thats worse than when i worked for a computer company and got a phone call from a guy that was PISSED because his computer shut off while he was writing a report for work. He wanted to return the computer because it would not turn back on after it shut off
After 25 minutes on the phone, checking power conections etc, i got it out of him that the power had gone out. I asked if the power to his house had come back on, and he replies....No does that matter?
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:14 am
by Hatak
I've done tech support for nearly 5 years now. I've heard all levels of stupidity. Here's one of my personal favorites...
Back when I did dsl support for SBC, a lady called in needing help connecting through her dsl. When told to use her mouse to click on a certain icon, she replies with, "my what?" I repeated, "your mouse." She then asked, "Do I have one of those?!" I tell her that her that yes, she does have a mouse. She then says, "Oh God! I hope not! I hate those damn things!"
Turns out that she had put her mouse behind her desktop tower because she thought it went in the back with all the other wires.