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Leg Cramps
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:42 am
by Diekan
Suck.
Halloween night - I had a chick over to watch the Exorcist with me. Fire in the fireplace, bottle of wine and the movie... worked out well. She left the next morning. Was supposed to come back over last night, but due to being called into her work (the hospital) I am left alone with nothing to poke.
So, I figure hey! got lots and lots of porn... whyyyyyy not!
Just as I am about to unload my yogart cannon I get a fucking hamstring cramp like you wouldn't believe - now there's man cream all over the keyboard, mouse and everything else... fucking sucked - I didn't even get to enjoy it. Fuck dehydration... seriously.
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:44 am
by Insanityfair
That...is a rather colorful visual.....
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:44 am
by Zanchief
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Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:49 am
by Phlegm
Like they alway said, you should have stretch before doing anything physical.
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:50 am
by Tossica
Worst thread ever.
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:53 am
by Diekan
Hey Moby.. go stream some shitty house music (that was relavent 20 years ago) through your MySpace page and leave us alone.
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:54 am
by Zanchief
Diekan wrote:Hey Moby.. go stream some shitty house music (that was relavent 20 years ago) through your MySpace page and leave us alone.
HAHAHAHahahahHAHA
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:03 pm
by Tossica
Oooooh... I've been pwnd...
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:12 pm
by Spazz
i got a leg cramp jerkin off sounds pretty lame dude.
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:00 pm
by Dylan
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:13 pm
by Spazz
Prolly happens to you alot kiddo.
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:03 pm
by Dylan
PROBABLY DOES.
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:44 pm
by Adivina
Hah hah. I feel bad for you. I woke up the other day with a tummy ache, tried to stretch out a bit and promptly got the worst calf cramp ever. I think I scared Aryylas, I was kinda in a fetal position trying to hug my tummy and my hurt leg at the same time. Its been two days and the fucker still hurts when I walk.
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:47 pm
by 10sun
spazz wrote:i got a leg cramp jerkin off sounds pretty lame dude.
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:21 pm
by Gargamellow
I watched the Exorcist on Halloween.
P.S. Learn to love pain and cramps won't matter during orgasm anymore. They can only enhance it.
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:49 pm
by Jay
Zanchief wrote:Diekan wrote:Hey Moby.. go stream some shitty house music (that was relavent 20 years ago) through your MySpace page and leave us alone.
HAHAHAHahahahHAHA
Lol
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:24 pm
by Tossica
Is that really funny? I thought it was pretty lame. Not as lame as a thread about an imaginary date, leg cramps and masturbating though.
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:39 pm
by Mop
i dunno Toss i like ya but I lol'd for tru
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:54 pm
by Arlos
I dunno, it's maybe a 5.92. Nowhere near as good as the one the Zanchief got me with the other day.
-Arlos