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Predict Your Death
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:03 pm
by Gargamellow
Only do it once! Don't cheat!!!!
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
Mine:At age 45 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.
.............I wonder what the game will be?
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:09 pm
by Spazz
At age 48 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.
What the fuck.
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:53 pm
by Phlegm
At age 64 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:27 am
by Virra Lynn
At age 64 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:32 am
by Tae-Bo
garcia: At age 73 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:35 am
by Yamori
Rusty: At age 55 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
I woulda thought this was Rhap's fate. oO
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:10 am
by Lueyen
At age 55 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
Dammit I don't even get a good high before going out.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:20 am
by KaiineTN
At age 71 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:25 am
by Xaiveir
Ryan: At age 76 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.
Freedom fighter baby!
Then i did it with my EQ name....
Xaiveir: At age 76 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:48 am
by The Kizzy
Janet: At age 54 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:22 am
by Dylan
At age 107 you will pass away in your sleep, in a house full of your loved ones.
wtf?
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:24 am
by Jennay
Jenny: At age 71 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:43 am
by Dimuza
Jack: At age 87 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
god damn.....king cobra?
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:28 am
by Insanityfair
Bridget: At age 51 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:53 am
by Maeya
Jessica: At age 36 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
Shit =(
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:07 am
by Jei
Matt: At age 42 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
i guess man
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:14 am
by Eldred
Mike : At age 72 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.
Fucking Hippies
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:59 am
by Martrae
Denise: At age 48 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
Martrae: At age 49 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.
Damn I'm gonna die young!
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:12 am
by 10sun
Adam: At age 34 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:28 am
by Phlegm
10sun wrote:Adam: At age 34 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
You're going to be like Tron.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:29 am
by Blackdiam
David: At age 44 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:39 am
by Hatak
Scotty: At age 34 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.
Damn, a suckerfish? I hoped it would at least be a shark, piranha, stingray, or something a bit more impressive...
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:43 am
by Narrock
Erik: At age 81 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:00 am
by Trielelvan
Theresa: At age 86 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.
Gladiator style!!!
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:10 am
by The Kizzy
Insanityfair wrote:Bridget: At age 51 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
LOL thats funny, you need to stay out of TeamSpeak!!