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Hey Jay
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:21 pm
by Phlegm
You should move to India. You could be the big man there.
From Reuters:
NEW DELHI - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 1 inch shorter than those condoms catered for.
For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 2 inches. A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
"One of the reasons for a failure of up to 20 percent (of condoms) is the association of the size of the condom to the erect penis," the council's Dr. Chander Puri told Reuters, adding another reason was couples often put them on in a hurry.
Puri said many men in India, which has the world's highest HIV positive caseload, were too shy to ask for condoms.
"We need more vending machines for condoms of different sizes so people can pick a condom with confidence that is suited to their needs," he said.
The Times of India reported the ICMR survey had studied 1,400 men between 18-50 years of age in cities like Mumbai and New Delhi as well as in rural areas in a report. It entitled its story "Indian men don't measure up."
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:16 pm
by Jay
Hah! I'd be the Bollywood Ron Jeremy.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:23 pm
by Markarado
I have set out on a mission to educate the women of Asia on the size of the white schlong.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:12 pm
by Gargamellow
LOL
it isn't the length, it is the thickness
oops i mean size doesn't matter
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:15 am
by KaiineTN
Size doesn't matter, just get on her for 2 minutes, do your thing, and let her finish herself off. Buy her a vibrator or something if she deserves it.
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:35 am
by Jennay
Did an alien take over Kaiine? lol
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:39 am
by Jennay
Lol oh Conan O'Brien commented on this article 2 nights ago by saying something like "that explains why the guy was so cranky when I called tech support"...I lol'd
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:11 am
by Martrae
Gargamellow wrote:LOL
it isn't the length, it is the thickness
oops i mean size doesn't matter
Uh....not exactly.
It's gotta be able to reach THAT spot, ya know...
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:32 am
by Darcler
It is about length. I'm not about to fuck a cheese wheel.
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:47 am
by Naethyn
It's about words.
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:01 am
by Jay
It's about donkey punchin
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:10 am
by Tikker
true story
guy I know from highschool (back in highschool) thought that you were supposed to cram your sack into the condom too
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:12 am
by Evermore
Darcler wrote:It is about length. I'm not about to fuck a cheese wheel.
it would be sad if any woman could....
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:13 am
by Jay
Tikker wrote:true story
guy I know from highschool (back in highschool) thought that you were supposed to cram your sack into the condom too
RO FUCKIN FL
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:24 pm
by kaharthemad
yeah..aint the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean...but from what I gather most women prefer luxury liners
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:29 pm
by Dylan
Jay wrote:It's about donkey punchin
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:09 pm
by araby
Jay wrote:Tikker wrote:true story
guy I know from highschool (back in highschool) thought that you were supposed to cram your sack into the condom too
RO FUCKIN FL
hahahaaaa me too (the visual just really gets me giggling)
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:16 am
by DangerPaul
Jay wrote:It's about a Cleveland Steamer
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:21 pm
by Gargamellow
omg tikker..sack condoms...LOLness
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:12 pm
by Bodin
"Down past the Sack" condoms, for the man who does not want HPV~!