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What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now?

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:37 pm
by Phlegm
* In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.

* 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get it’s hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)

* 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dialate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.

* 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.

* >60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.

* >60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.

* >60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As little as two if you’re a smoker.) But, hey, have another Coke, it’ll make you feel better.

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:55 pm
by DESX
*pops open a can of pepsi.* dont mind if i do.

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:28 pm
by Spazz
I myself like NOS energy drink. Boy thats got a wicked come down.

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:54 pm
by Maeya
Makes me happy I don't like soda :)

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:04 pm
by Witty
Wait... so <i>why</i> again are diabetes & obesity so rampant these days?

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:09 pm
by DESX
God wrote:Wait... so <i>why</i> again are diabetes & obesity so rampant these days?


Because fat fucks can't control their food intake.

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:16 pm
by Jay
inc Diekan fat people rant.

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:21 pm
by The Kizzy
What happens if you drink Diet Caffiene Free Coke, like I do?

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:43 pm
by Tuggan
you get gut rot, but no sugar crash.

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:45 pm
by The Kizzy
ahhhh, ok

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:47 am
by Witty
The Kizzy wrote:What happens if you drink Diet Caffiene Free Coke, like I do?


usually you end up drinking more cola than you did when you drank regular, though it's just as bad

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:38 am
by Juls
yea coke does shit,, but my bf drinks them and only that,,, he seems fine to me still

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:04 am
by Narrock
I usually drink two Monster Energy Drinks every day I'm working.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:08 am
by kinghooter00
Narrock wrote:I usually drink two Monster Energy Drinks every day I'm working.

Totally agree with that. I drink the big Monster energy drinks that are gigantic. I don't crash ast all. Actually i tend to have a much better day havin drank one or two....
Just me. But i do shit and piss alot when i drink them....

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:09 am
by Diekan
Narrock wrote:I usually drink two doses of Man Chowder every day I'm working.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:14 am
by Zanchief
Juls wrote:yea coke does shit,, but my bf drinks them and only that,,, he seems fine to me still


haha Juls is dating a fatty.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:48 am
by Narrock
kinghooter00 wrote:
Narrock wrote:I usually drink two Monster Energy Drinks every day I'm working.

Totally agree with that. I drink the big Monster energy drinks that are gigantic. I don't crash ast all. Actually i tend to have a much better day havin drank one or two....
Just me. But i do shit and piss alot when i drink them....


I also take vitamins, drink an apple juice, a grape juice, and a big can of V8 every day.

I've tried just about every energy drink on the market, and I keep going back to Monster for the flavor. All the other ones taste terrible, and I would have poured them out rather than drinking them, but I didn't want to waste the money.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:09 pm
by Harrison
Vitamin water FTW

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:54 pm
by kaharthemad
you build up a tolerance to caffeine. Go 3 weeks without it then see what one can of coke will do to you.
I went for 5 weeks while I was in boot camp without it. 5th week we had a lawn party. I shotgunned a can of dr pepper, next thing I remember I was on my back and I couldnt remember how the fuck I had gotten there.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:49 pm
by Xaiveir
kaharthemad wrote:you build up a tolerance to caffeine. Go 3 weeks without it then see what one can of coke will do to you.
I went for 5 weeks while I was in boot camp without it. 5th week we had a lawn party. I shotgunned a can of dr pepper, next thing I remember I was on my back and I couldnt remember how the fuck I had gotten there.



God you light weight! :rofl:

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:24 pm
by Dylan
I've never crashed from sugar, thats all bullshit propaganda.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:42 pm
by Gypsiyee
Narrock wrote:
kinghooter00 wrote:
Narrock wrote:I usually drink two Monster Energy Drinks every day I'm working.

Totally agree with that. I drink the big Monster energy drinks that are gigantic. I don't crash ast all. Actually i tend to have a much better day havin drank one or two....
Just me. But i do shit and piss alot when i drink them....


I also take vitamins, drink an apple juice, a grape juice, and a big can of V8 every day.

I've tried just about every energy drink on the market, and I keep going back to Monster for the flavor. All the other ones taste terrible, and I would have poured them out rather than drinking them, but I didn't want to waste the money.



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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:46 pm
by Tae-Bo
fuck all dat noise

i just drink water

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:51 pm
by Xaiveir
D. Duck wrote:fuck all dat noise

i just drink water



Gatoraide!

Water sucks...it really really sucks. Water sucks....

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:04 pm
by Arlos
I can't drink too much water at once, it gives me heartburn.

-Arlos