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There will be mass killing ...
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:19 pm
by Phlegm
according to God through his conduit Pat Robertson.
God said it "will be a mass killing, possibly millions of people, major cities"." The evil people will come after this country and there's a possibility, not a possibility, a definite certainty, that chaos is going to rule," Robertson told viewers they should not be afraid because "if you get blown up or something, you go to heaven, that's the worst thing that will happen to you."
But, there is good news...
God did not warn him of any natural disasters this year, he said.
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlene ... RORISM.xml
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:43 pm
by Narrock
Pat Robertson is an asshat.
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:50 am
by Thon
anyone that thinks God talks to them is an asshat, including jesus
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:08 am
by Yamori
In the words of the lovely Dr. House - "If you talk to god, you're religious. If god talks to you, you're psychotic." ~_~
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:49 am
by Gargamellow
there's a possibility, not a possibility, a definite certainty, that chaos is going to rule
WOOT looks like it's USA for teh WIN!
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:17 pm
by Evermore
Narrock wrote:Pat Robertson is an asshat.
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:23 pm
by Dimuza
I gotta second that "anyone that thinks God is talking them them is an asshat" - though I might just change from "asshat" to "possibly dangerously unbalanced"
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:56 pm
by kinghooter00
Thon wrote:anyone that thinks God talks to them is an asshat, including jesus
Thats wonderful
You just earned your ticket to hell...errr... heaven.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:04 pm
by Harrison
No one cares about Thon's once-a-month opinion.
It's like a menstrual cycle, we know it's coming.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:47 pm
by Arlos
Not that that changes the fact that Pat Robertson (and Jerry Falwell, and the rest of that ilk) is a flaming asshat to an unparalleled degree. The fact that a significant portion of the population of at least one state thought he'd make a good president scares me spitless.
-Arlos
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:00 am
by Thon
Harrison, the only guy that menstrates around here is you. When your fat floppy gut avalanches over your dick causing a blood flow from your fatgina.
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:41 am
by Harrison
the fat jokes are old little man.
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:28 am
by brinstar
true, but "fatgina" was good
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:23 pm
by kinghooter00
....Fatgina... thats so cool...o lol'd
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:31 pm
by KaiineTN
So if terrorists ever do blow a nuke or something, how many people out there are going to think he's some sort of prohet? That's the really scary part.
What if Al Gore said God told him about global warming? lolz~
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:09 pm
by araby
don't kill the messenger
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:25 am
by Narrock
If there are no terrorist attacks (or otherwise) on U.S. soil by the end of this year then Pat Robertson better retire, become a recluse, and forever shut the fuck up.
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:42 am
by Lueyen
Robertson is a cook, however what he is predicting is a possibility. I really don't think that peoples minds will change much should he be proven right in his prediction, those who believe him will still believe, those who don't will see him as having gotten lucky.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:54 am
by Evermore
Narrock wrote:If there are no terrorist attacks (or otherwise) on U.S. soil by the end of this year then Pat Robertson better retire, become a recluse, and forever shut the fuck up.
cant he just stfu anyway?
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:25 pm
by Narrock
Evermore wrote:Narrock wrote:If there are no terrorist attacks (or otherwise) on U.S. soil by the end of this year then Pat Robertson better retire, become a recluse, and forever shut the fuck up.
cant he just stfu anyway?
I wish he would. I watched about 20 minutes of the 700 Club like 3 years ago and I thought he was insane. I can't take him seriously anyway.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:11 pm
by Tossica
Narrock wrote:Evermore wrote:Narrock wrote:If there are no terrorist attacks (or otherwise) on U.S. soil by the end of this year then Pat Robertson better retire, become a recluse, and forever shut the fuck up.
cant he just stfu anyway?
I wish he would. I watched about 20 minutes of the 700 Club like 3 years ago and I thought he was insane. I can't take him seriously anyway.
The sad thing is, millions of people agree wtih and respect him.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:31 pm
by Evermore
Tossica wrote:Narrock wrote:Evermore wrote:Narrock wrote:If there are no terrorist attacks (or otherwise) on U.S. soil by the end of this year then Pat Robertson better retire, become a recluse, and forever shut the fuck up.
cant he just stfu anyway?
I wish he would. I watched about 20 minutes of the 700 Club like 3 years ago and I thought he was insane. I can't take him seriously anyway.
The sad thing is, millions of people agree wtih and respect him.
shows the state of the world.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:55 pm
by araby
pat robertson says that God told him the US will have another attack in the year 2007.
well guess what, the terrorists themselves said they would attack if sadam hussein were to be hanged. are people honestly outraged at his claim? aren't they focusing on the wrong part of what he said? we already freaking know this.