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My Las Vegas Weekend (Bloggish but in a happy way)

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:36 am
by Jay
Just got back from Vegas. Went to and had VIP in the 2 best clubs in the history of the world (The Tryst and The Tao). Partied with David Williams and Antonio Esfandiari (2 pro poker players). Made a killing at the craps table. Got in a quarrel with 2 fat hookers. Got drunk beyond imagination. Best time of my life. I'm gonna get the pictures off of my phone tomorrow or so.

Oh, when I was at Tryst I got to shake hands with the legendary David Hasselhoff. I talked to him very briefly. Thanked him for Baywatch, Knight Rider and all the other pimp shit he does. I invited him over to my chairs for some drinks. I figured he would blow me off but he actually came by to shake everyone in my groups' hands and wish us a nice stay in Vegas. The Hoff is one cool motherfucker.

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:38 am
by Markarado
Sounds awesome. Glad you had a great time Jay.

The Jay is one cool motherfucker!

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:57 am
by Jay
Oh forgot to mention. Tiki Barber and Michael Shanahan were at the Tryst too. Caught a glimpse of them and say hi and just got a nod.

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:44 am
by Durothil Skyreaver
You should have asked Hasselhoff to perform something from one of his albums.

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:46 am
by Markarado
You're the kind of person that makes a celebrities life hell. Treat them like normal people.. don't ask them to do stupid shit.

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:12 am
by Tacks
Markarado wrote:You're the kind of person that makes a celebrities life hell. Treat them like normal people.. don't ask them to do stupid shit.


They are only celebrities because of you and I. They wouldn't be shit without their fans. Ask them to do wtfever you want to do.

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:25 am
by vonkaar
I'd shake your hands just to have that close of a connection to The Hoff.

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:44 am
by Lyion
Is The Hoff still going to Mavs game to see his number 1 fan, Dirk?

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:06 am
by Darcler
vonkaar wrote:I'd shake your hands just to have that close of a connection to The Hoff.


Ha thats what I told Jay.

Re: My Las Vegas Weekend (Bloggish but in a happy way)

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:13 pm
by Phlegm
Jay wrote: Got in a quarrel with 2 fat hookers.



You should have brought Triel to Vegas with you to tell them that it's normal size.

Re: My Las Vegas Weekend (Bloggish but in a happy way)

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:32 pm
by Jay
Phlegm wrote:
Jay wrote: Got in a quarrel with 2 fat hookers.



You should have brought Triel to Vegas with you to tell them that it's normal size.


>:O

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:28 pm
by araby
yay for winnings! I am simply jealous of the entire trip-the hoff especially. happy for you more than jealous.

Re: My Las Vegas Weekend (Bloggish but in a happy way)

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:54 pm
by Trielelvan
Jay wrote:
Phlegm wrote:
Jay wrote: Got in a quarrel with 2 fat hookers.



You should have brought Triel to Vegas with you to tell them that it's normal size.


>:O

Haha! :rofl:

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:05 pm
by Narrock
Jay, that pic you sent me from your phone was very dark. All I saw was Corona bottles and empty drink glasses. LOL

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:37 pm
by araby
it wasn't dark..that was his penis

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:55 am
by The Kizzy
Ralfmacchio a.k.a. the CapnInsano would have been proud of you.