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Having a bad day?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:19 pm
by Phlegm
I'll bet it's not as bad as hers.
SALT LAKE CITY — A pipe kicked up by another car broke through a driver's windshield and pierced the woman's face and neck, officials said.
Brenda Shaw, 36, was impaled Monday after the car in front of her on Interstate 15 ran over the pipe. It was several feet long and 1 1/2 to 2 inches in diameter, officials said.
It may have fallen off a construction truck, said Utah Highway Patrol Trooper Preston Raban.
"Nobody really knows for sure," Raban said. "It looks like a piece of scaffolding."
According to the Utah Highway Patrol, the pipe hit Shaw just left of her nose and under her eye — missing her spinal cord by inches. Shaw was able to stop her car on the left side of the road and another driver who stopped to help called 911.
Shaw was conscious when troopers arrived, and the pipe had been removed by the time she got to the hospital, officials said.
She was in intensive care Thursday at LDS Hospital. She was in critical but stable condition.
Re: Having a bad day?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:31 pm
by Jay
Phlegm wrote:I'll bet it's not as bad as hers.
SALT LAKE CITY — A pipe kicked up by another car broke through a driver's windshield and pierced the woman's face and neck, officials said.
Brenda Shaw, 36, was impaled Monday after the car in front of her on Interstate 15 ran over the pipe. It was several feet long and 1 1/2 to 2 inches in diameter, officials said.
It may have fallen off a construction truck, said Utah Highway Patrol Trooper Preston Raban.
"Nobody really knows for sure," Raban said. "It looks like a piece of scaffolding."
According to the Utah Highway Patrol, the pipe hit Shaw just left of her nose and under her eye — missing her spinal cord by inches. Shaw was able to stop her car on the left side of the road and another driver who stopped to help called 911.
Shaw was conscious when troopers arrived, and the pipe had been removed by the time she got to the hospital, officials said.
She was in intensive care Thursday at LDS Hospital. She was in critical but stable condition.
Fuckin ouch. ><
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:02 am
by kinghooter00
damn, a pipe through the face will ruin your day.
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:36 am
by Xaiveir
kinghooter00 wrote:damn, a pipe through the face will ruin your day.
Maybe not, he could have been really really ugly, and it could have helped!
The glass is half full i tell ya!
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:00 pm
by kinghooter00
Yeah, never looked at it like that. She'll be having pipe dreams for the rest of her life though...*crickets*.........damn.
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:07 pm
by Mop
At this point this week a pipe in the face would actually be an improvment.
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:23 pm
by Jay
Mop wrote:At this point this week a pipe in the face would actually be an improvment.
Where've you been?
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:28 pm
by Mop
WEll currently I am on vacation in CA - as such when your gf is 3000 miles away its always fun to be broken up with via text msg. Frankly im having a shit couple weeks. I am hoping I can top it off tonight by getting ass raped in down town campbell.
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:30 pm
by Harrison
Surprise buttsex is always a good topper for the day.

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:44 pm
by Jay
Mop wrote:WEll currently I am on vacation in CA - as such when your gf is 3000 miles away its always fun to be broken up with via text msg. Frankly im having a shit couple weeks. I am hoping I can top it off tonight by getting ass raped in down town campbell.
Well, if you're gonna end up in San Fran at all I'd buy you a beer. The ass raping we can discuss. If you're down let me know so I don't waste a roofie.
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:00 pm
by Mop
im leaving tomorrow and my best friend from HS just poped down from Oregon so she is gunna go find me girls with low self esteam
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:04 pm
by Arlos
Campbell, huh? I used to live there a couple years ago. Good luck finding da l00se weemin...
-Arlos
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:22 pm
by Xaiveir
kinghooter00 wrote:Yeah, never looked at it like that. She'll be having pipe dreams for the rest of her life though...*crickets*.........damn.
You actually made me laugh at that. What the hell is going on here!
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:42 am
by Markarado
Good day or bad day? Last night my best friend told the girl that I'm going crazy over that I'm interested in her. I JUST introduced them. She said "me too." I already knew that she liked me though. Now the ball is in her court... I'm suffering.. I'm crazy.. childish? Say what you like... seriously.. I really don't care.... I'm going nuts for this girl .... This is me expressing myself... damnit!
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:43 am
by brinstar
a) shut up mark who gives a shit lmao
b) how hardcore, get a pipe through the face and you still have the wherewithal to pull over safely, that's tyler durden level badassness if you ask me
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:00 am
by KaiineTN
I know a girl that had her windshield shattered while just driving around town. Some kids apprently thought it would be funny to toss a phone book out their car window and watched it hit the car behind them. Glass shattered into thousands of little pieces, went in her face, cut through her clothes, in her eyes, her mouth, her hair, etc. She managed to pull over safely too. I can't even imagine the scene. >_<
That has to be on par with the pipe.
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:28 am
by Darcler
Little pieces of glass or a fucking PIPE in the middle of your face.
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No I think the pipe wins by a mile.
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:50 am
by 10sun
KaiineTN wrote:I know a girl that had her windshield shattered while just driving around town. Some kids apprently thought it would be funny to toss a phone book out their car window and watched it hit the car behind them. Glass shattered into thousands of little pieces, went in her face, cut through her clothes, in her eyes, her mouth, her hair, etc. She managed to pull over safely too. I can't even imagine the scene. >_<
That has to be on par with the pipe.
I call bullshit.
You ever seen what happens when you break a windshield? Unless she was driving a really really really old car (I think safety glass was invented in the 1910s?) or had someone put in an el cheapo windshield...
-Adam
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:09 pm
by Jay
Most windshields if not all windshields are double pane so there's not a chance that would happen unless it was a baseball sized phone book and one of those kids were Roger Clemens.