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The Master Cleanse

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:02 pm
by Menlaan
My girlfriend wants me to do this with her.

The Master Cleanse involves drinking a mixture of fresh lemon juice, cayenne pepper, and grade B maple syrup.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_Cleanse#_note-times

Normally it's done for 10 days, but she wants to start with just 3 days.

Seems pretty awful, but I've spoken to a few people who've done it, and they recommend it! Any one here with experience with it?

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:06 pm
by 10sun
No nutrients = bad.

I know I sure as hell wouldn't do that, maybe replace one meal a day with 2 servings of V8, but starving yourself isn't a great idea.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:27 pm
by Harrison
That shit is stupid.

If you're going to change your diet so drastically, do it correctly.

I repeat...

That shit is stupid.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:28 pm
by Tae-Bo
anything advertised as a "cleanse" is bs



if you wanna cleanse yourself eat whole non-processed foods and drink a lot of water for a day

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:30 pm
by Menlaan
That's what I thought too, but then I Googled it, and it seems there is a lot of support for it. Anyone know anyone who has tried it?

Re: The Master Cleanse

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:58 pm
by Lyion
Menlaan wrote:My girlfriend wants me to do this with her.

The Master Cleanse involves drinking a mixture of fresh lemon juice, cayenne pepper, and grade B maple syrup.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_Cleanse#_note-times

Normally it's done for 10 days, but she wants to start with just 3 days.

Seems pretty awful, but I've spoken to a few people who've done it, and they recommend it! Any one here with experience with it?


I saw a special where a few Doctors talked about this and said it was complete rubbish and BS.

It may be fine, but I'd talk to a real doctor and ignore so called experts.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:06 pm
by Darcler
I eat nothing but raw vegetables anf fruits and drink a lot of water for 3 days once a month. It's better for you than anything marketed like this.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:10 pm
by Lyion
Darcler wrote:I eat nothing but raw vegetables anf fruits and drink a lot of water for 3 days once a month. It's better for you than anything marketed like this.


If you did this most of the time, it'd be even better.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:12 pm
by Tossica
Two of my coworkers (they are married) do this a couple of times a year. They swear by it. Both are in great shape, very active and healthy. *shrug*

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:33 pm
by Menlaan
Tossica wrote:Two of my coworkers (they are married) do this a couple of times a year. They swear by it. Both are in great shape, very active and healthy. *shrug*


That's what I keep hearing! I was stunned when my g/f mentioned it, and immediately googled it expecting to hear a million war stories about what a crock of shit it was. Instead, I read quite the opposite.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:58 pm
by Darcler
lyion wrote:
Darcler wrote:I eat nothing but raw vegetables anf fruits and drink a lot of water for 3 days once a month. It's better for you than anything marketed like this.


If you did this most of the time, it'd be even better.


I know, but sometimes I just want a bag of gummy bears.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:13 pm
by Lyion
80/20 rule.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:17 pm
by Hylissa
Excerpt taken right from "The Master Cleanse" book ....

Lemons and limes are the richest source to minerals and vitamins of any foods known to man...


The maple syrup is a balanced form of positive and negative sugars and must be used, not some "substitute".


Recipe is:
2 Tbsp lemon or lime juice (approx. 1/2 lemon)
2 Tbsp genuine maple syrup (not maple flavored sugar syrup - use Grade B as it has the most mineral content)
1/10 tsp cayenne pepper or to taste (adding cayenne is necessary as it breaks up mucus and adds many of the B and C vitamins)
Water, medium hot (spring or purified water)

Minimum of 10 days is suggested. Drink 6 to 12 glasses a day.

Coming off the diet properly is very important as well. First and second day after diet, several glasses of fresh orange juice as desired. Third day, have orange juice in the morning, raw fruit for lunch. Fruit or raw vegetable salad at night. Fourth day onward, you can eat normally.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:21 pm
by Darcler
Eat normally like, I can have the bag of gummy bears?

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:05 pm
by Tacks
If you like being fat, sure

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:37 pm
by Darcler
Sweet!

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:09 pm
by Lyion
Eat Fresh.

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:15 pm
by Harrison
You have to be one dumb motherfucker to even consider drinking water, lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper for 10 days.

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:53 pm
by Darcler
The mixture sounds really close to shit I put into my hair when I was 10. It permanantly made it a shade lighter. If it can change the color of hair, Im not drinking it.

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:54 pm
by Ganzo
That detox sounds madeup, like drinking kerosine to kill cancer.
I've been following this:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... ce&s=books

since late 2005. I'm feeling best i've been in my life.

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:18 pm
by araby
I don't pay attention to fads.

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 11:21 am
by Phlegm
Experts warn of detox diet dangers
Fasting programs are getting more popular, but watch out for the risks
By Susan Moores, R.D.
Updated: 8:30 a.m. PT May 18, 2007

Popular detox diets promise to flush poisons from your body, purge pounds of excess fat, clear your complexion and bolster your immune system.

But experts say there's little evidence that extreme regimens such as the Master Cleanse or Fruit Flush do anything more than lead to unpleasant, unhealthy side effects.

Still, these super-restrictive eating plans are hotter than ever, thanks to being linked to lanky celebrities including Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie. Beyonce Knowles attributed her 20-pound weight loss for the movie "Dreamgirls" to the Master Cleanse — a starvation diet whose adherents swallow nothing but a concoction of lemon juice mixed with maple syrup, water and cayenne pepper, as well as salt water and a laxative tea for 10 days.

The idea of detoxifying or purifying the body of harmful substances has been around for centuries and cycles back into popularity now and again. There are no hard numbers on how many people have tried the latest fashionable plans, much less stuck with them, but dozens of new do-it-yourself fasting books are glutting bookstore shelves.

That's what has nutrition experts sounding the alarm over possible risks from lengthy or repeated fasts. Vitamin deficiencies, muscle breakdown and blood-sugar problems — not to mention frequent liquid bowel movements — are some of the seriously unpleasant drawbacks to these plans, which are skimpy on solid foods and often call for laxatives.

“Long-term fasts lead to muscle breakdown and a shortage of many needed nutrients,” says Lona Sandon, a Dallas dietitian and spokesperson for the American Dietetic Association. Depriving the body of the vitamins and minerals we get from food can "actually weaken the body’s ability to fight infections and inflammation,” she says.

Because the crash diets can upset blood sugar, potassium and sodium levels in the body, people with diabetes, heart or kidney disease or women who are pregnant or nursing shouldn't try them, experts say. Children, teens, older adults or people with certain digestive conditions should also steer clear.


The scores of detox diet books and kits out there each have their own take on how to cleanse the body — one calls for spices and fruit juices, another for only vegetable purees — but most of them boil down to extremely low-calorie, primarily liquid diets.

The idea behind these plans, which can last anywhere from three days to about a month, is to rid the body of toxins absorbed from the environment and the less-than-healthy foods we eat. This cleansing is supposed to leave you feeling energized.

Some plans restrict all solid foods and instruct dieters to survive on only low-calorie beverages for days at a time. The Joshi holistic diet involves an elaborate list of so-called acid-forming foods to avoid for three weeks, including seemingly healthy veggies and grains.

Many intestinal experts say we don't need an extreme diet to cleanse our insides.

“Your body does a perfectly good job of getting rid of toxins on its own,” says Dr. Nasir Moloo, a gastroenterologist with Capitol Gastroenterology Consultants Medical Group in Sacramento, Calif. “There’s no evidence that these types of diets are necessary or helpful.”

While there are medical conditions that interfere with organ function and prevent the body from clearing toxins, healthy people already have a built-in detoxification system — the liver, kidneys, lungs and skin, says Moloo.


And by attempting to flush out the “bad stuff” from our intestines, Sandon warns, you're also "flushing out the good bacteria that keep the intestines healthy.”

Lots of bathroom time
The side effects from prolonged, severe calorie restriction can include headache, fatigue, irritability, aches and pains. Because many rely on aggressive laxatives, these diets can also get pretty messy. Frequent bathroom visits can lead to irritation and breakdown of skin on your bottom, as well as dehydration.

While believers claim they feel lighter and more energetic, studies on starvation show the longer you fast, the more lethargic and less focused you become. Because most of these diets contain very little protein, it can be difficult for the body to rebuild lost muscle tissue.

Although people can quickly drop pounds on these diets, the majority of people regain all the weight they lose on any diet, especially the highly restrictive varieties, according to recent research published in American Psychologist, the journal of the American Psychological Association. While people can lose 5 to 10 percent of their weight in the first few months of a diet, up to two-thirds of people regain even more weight than they lost within four or five years, the researchers found.

Cutting back on high-fat foods, eating in moderation and consuming more vegetables and fruits may not seem as glamorous as starving yourself like a celebrity for days, but it's healthier for you in the long run and certainly sexier than rushing to the bathroom all day.

Susan Moores, R.D., is a nutrition consultant and spokesperson for The American Dietetic Association.

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 11:36 am
by Tacks
Do you do anything other than browse news sites all day long?

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 11:56 am
by Harrison
One could ask if you do anything other than troll this site waiting to spout off like a toughguy.

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:03 pm
by Tacks
Harrison wrote:One could ask if you do anything other than troll this site waiting to spout off like a toughguy.


You do what exactly?