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Religion 101 Final Exam
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:08 pm
by Phlegm
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:37 pm
by Witty
# You are a product tester and frequently bring your work home. Yesterday, while dressed in a flame resistant suit (up to 3,000 degrees) and carrying the latest model fire extinguisher, you discover your neighbor's house is on fire. As the flames quickly spread, you stand and watch your neighbor's new baby burn to death. Which of the following best describes your behavior?
1. All-powerful
2. All-knowing
3. All-loving
4. Mysterious
omfglol
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:54 am
by kinghooter00
wow, that was interesting...
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 12:07 am
by Azlana
I forwarded that to my favorite religion/phil professor; I think he'll like it.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 5:57 am
by The Kizzy
I think its funny that the first person to reply in a Religion 101 Fial Exam thread is God. That makes me giggle some.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:23 am
by vonkaar
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:19 am
by Gypsiyee
that was really interesting; thanks for sharing phlegm. i'm tempted to show it to a family member who shall remain nameless and ask what he thinks of it, but he'd simply reply with a 'what the fuck ever. that's bullshit' put up his hand and walk away from the insane drivel that's coming out of my mouth rather than actually think hard enough to justify it with a response, because there really isn't one - he's your stereotypical hypocritical has no answers but thinks he's always right hardcore right wing 'christian' who thinks people who don't believe in god are damned for eternity then turns around and commits adultery in every relationship he has and snorts a line of coke later.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:22 am
by 10sun
Gypsiyee, he can do that because Jesus forgives. duh?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:31 am
by Gypsiyee
Silly me! Of COURSE he can, why didn't I think of that !
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:24 am
by The Kizzy
I didnt know you were related to Mindia
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:50 pm
by araby
"moses was too serious, he needed to lighten up a little"
