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Fuck evolution.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:11 pm
by 10sun
especially poison ivy. That is all.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:37 pm
by Arlos
Heh, Poison Ivy evolved that way to stop itself from getting eaten, so that it had a greater chance of survival. I'd say it's fairly successful, yes?
We don't get poison ivy out here really, what we have is poison oak. Not that I want to go run out and re-test the matter, but last time I was exposed to it, it turned out Iw as one of those lucky people who are immune or at least resistant. Of course, I'm not going to be an idiot and go sit in fields of the stuff with shorts on, but hey... heh.
-Arlos
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:51 pm
by Diekan
Hey!
George Bush said evolution is fake, like global warming... it's all fake!
Science is EVIL.
Damned liberals and your enlightened views... you and your voodoo science can go straight to hell!!!11!!!11!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!q!
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:43 pm
by Drem
my friend got poison oak on his eye
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:43 pm
by Spazz
I think you need to hit the bong a few times dude.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:55 pm
by Gaazy
Bleach will clear it up np
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 2:20 pm
by 10sun
I have it in my right eye and on my lip in addition to my entire arms... this fucking sucks. Probably gonna go to the doctor tomorrow and get a presciption for some steroids to help clear it up.
On the plus side though, my yard looks great.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 2:20 pm
by Lyion
spazz wrote:I think you need to hit the bong a few times dude.
That or pop a few Viagra. I agree. Diek must have had a bad date or something this weekend.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 2:30 pm
by Sithos
10sun wrote:I have it in my right eye and on my lip
How the hell...
Just go buy a salad!
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 2:39 pm
by Martrae
Kahar's mom can be downwind of poison ivy and wind up looking like she was mugged. She has some stuff she uses before she even goes outside since she's an avid landscaper.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:18 pm
by 10sun
Sithos wrote:10sun wrote:I have it in my right eye and on my lip
How the hell...
Just go buy a salad!
I can only assume that I had it on my hands by that point and rubbed my eye / wiped my lips.
I wonder how bad my brother has it... he was the one dragging the brush out after I diced it.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:20 pm
by Gaazy
You can get a shot in the ass at your local primary care place, Ive had them ebfore and it will make a difference in an hour you can tell~
or put Bleach on it np~
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:55 pm
by Harrison
I'm immune to poison ivy.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:00 pm
by Tossica
What a freak. You are immune to Poison Ivy yet allergic to work.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:02 pm
by Harrison
You forgot that I'm also allergic to pussy. You needed more baseless generalizations.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:35 pm
by Diekan
I LOL'ed
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 9:02 pm
by araby
me too, heh.
I am allergic to vegetation.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 10:26 pm
by Darcler
It's in your eye?
I want to see!
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 10:31 pm
by araby
yes 10sun, show us your eye!
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:50 pm
by Markarado
No poison ivy in Malaysia .... Used to hate that shit when I lived in the States though.
Chili's opens this month! Yay!