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LONDON (AFP) - Baby Autumn Brown has a name to live up - in fact she has over 25 of them.

The little girl's mother Maria, in keeping with her boxing-mad family's bizarre tradition, decided to give her 25 middle names - all culled from the greatest exponents inside the ring.

Her full name, which left register office staff in Perton, Wolverhampton reeling is: Autumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown.

Maria told the city's Express and Star: "The whole thing came about because both my mum and dad are obsessed with boxing and have a bit of a daft sense of humour.

"When I was young I couldn't ever remember my name. It took me to the age of 10 to memorise it all."

The 33-year-old mother added: "I'm hoping Autumn has a good sense of humour with her name. It's never done me any harm though."

Oh yes, this is SO much more relevant and important than fundamental discoveries about the nature of our universe. Thank you SO much for sharing this, my life is inestimably enriched!

-Arlos

AHHAHA Arlos does have a point.

My life is enriched knowing we are not technically part of the Milky Way System. Arlos, quit riding my e cock.

Arlos wrote:Oh yes, this is SO much more relevant and important than fundamental discoveries about the nature of our universe. Thank you SO much for sharing this, my life is inestimably enriched!

-Arlos

thats just stupid...

Yes, it is

Look which 2 people are agreeing, speaks volumes

Oh, you think its okay to give a baby 25 middle names? That in itself speaks volumes

No, I could really give a damn about it...because it's not affecting my everyday life remember?

Then why post? Oh wait, I know. Its the internets and acting like a big tough guy makes you feel better about yourself. Good for you.

you kids...

The Kizzy wrote:Then why post? Oh wait, I know. Its the internets and acting like a big tough guy makes you feel better about yourself. Good for you.

For the same exact reason you posted in the other thread I assume, you're bored.

You do have a point there. I need to finish cleaning my bathroom cupboards out, but I dont wanna

Kizzy, I wouldn't even want to touch any portion of your genitalia with a 10-foot cattle prod, much less any portion of my own anatomy, as that would still put me in too close a proximity to your no-doubt foul and disease-laden organs. Riding ANYTHING, much less the apparent result of your new e-hermaphrodism, is entirely out of the question.

You dismiss a post with relevance to humanity's place in the universe, and an increase in our collective knowledge of where we as a species and planet came from as unimportant, and then you follow that up with insipid trivia about some moron who gave their kid extra middle names? Talk about hypocrisy. Get over yourself, cunt.

-Arlos

my lord... the love in this room is so much...

Arlos wrote:Get over yourself, cunt.

Hello Arlos,

This is Internet.

Relax.

Shut up Zanchief, cunt.

*cry*

fucking canadian is always stirring up trouble. Shouldn't you be getting ready for the NBA draft?

BLAME CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!11111one

I know your love for me is undying, Arlos. You would be deluding yourself if you think you don't e love me. smoochies.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Your apparant love for me makes my loins tingle. Keep talking dirty to me, big boy.

I thought this thread was about a mexican baby