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President Cheney

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:35 pm
by Lionking
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id ... _article=1

US President George W. Bush will undergo a "routine colonoscopy" at the Camp David retreat on Saturday, temporarily ceding his powers to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said Friday.

Cheney will serve as acting president until such time as Bush, who will be under anesthesia, says he is ready to resume his duties, presidential spokesman Tony Snow told reporters.

"The president has had no symptoms" of cancer, said Snow, who noted that Bush had been scheduled for such an examination since undergoing a colonoscopy in June 2002.

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:38 pm
by Tikker
they must be checking to see the scarring on the inside from how often he shoves his head up his ass

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:52 pm
by Gaazy
So he's had a doctors appointment scheduled for 5 years?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:22 am
by Gypsiyee
it's possible yeah - i know my mom has appointments like that that are routine and she just schedules the new one while she's at the current so she doesn't forget, puts it in her planner and has the time blocked out

maybe camp david is busy with butt exams.

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:53 am
by Kramer
why they couldn't just say, "he's seeing the doctor fora bit so he is handing his power over just in case" is beyond me....


[smiley poster=crazy]T.M.I.[/smiley]

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:24 am
by ClakarEQ
Because we really do want to know all his medical information.

I don't hate the man but I hope Dr. Proc. has a slip-up with whatever that device is called that's used to open an orifice, I would bet the ladies here know the name of that hardware :)

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:34 am
by kinghooter00
Kramer, that avatar is fucking great.... :lol:

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:19 pm
by Gypsiyee
ClakarEQ wrote:Because we really do want to know all his medical information.

I don't hate the man but I hope Dr. Proc. has a slip-up with whatever that device is called that's used to open an orifice, I would bet the ladies here know the name of that hardware :)


i always called it "that duck billed thingy"

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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:35 pm
by Darcler
speculum

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:26 pm
by Evermore
cheney as president is more scary then bush, but not much