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Sex with Mop and NT
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:09 pm
by Jay
Mop is about to have sex with his gf next week. It's breakup sex so he gets to have a little fun. I came up with this great idea to where he would say obscene things during the sex using NT names.
Example: "Oh yeah Lyion, you like it when I shoot the love lava down your throat?"
Write a sexually obscene sentence using your NT name and give a sexual context (doggy, going down on her, shooting a load on her tits).
Mine is for when Mop is about to bust on her he'll say "OH FUCKING A YES JAY YOU'RE MY ASIAN BITCH!"
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:12 pm
by Jay
Oh whatever sentence you make Mop will actually say during sex btw.
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:13 pm
by dammuzis
i need to come up with something funny
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:17 pm
by Mop
i fucking Lol'd
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:27 pm
by ClakarEQ
O do that clakar, you know the move, with the flying monkeys.
(ps Clakar are flying apes for those that don't know, best movie reference would be the flying monkeys in Wizard of Oz).
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:40 pm
by Kramer
that's right, that's right, Who's Captain Insano?(expletive of your choice)
You like that Boybutter DONCHA!
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:10 pm
by 10sun
Do you want the money on the bedstand before I leave [insert latest NT whore here]?
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:52 pm
by Gaazy
Shove that godamn motherfucker in my cornhole Gaazy!
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:09 pm
by Gaazy
Oh wait, stuff HE would say. Yeah im a dumbshit
Im going to shove it down your cornhole Gaazy!
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:26 pm
by runamonk
Yeah, that's it baby. Spread that peanut butter on my schweaty balls.
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:08 am
by Jay
Supposed to say your name too Zennish ><
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:10 am
by araby
that's right araby take it like the attention whore you are /unf
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:14 am
by Solaar Powar
Oh Solaar, you're much better than your Fijian Roommate!
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:33 am
by Tossica
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:33 am
by Eziekial
At orgasm: HOLD ON......... YEAH THATS MY EZIEKIAL'S WHEEL BABY!
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:48 am
by Gaazy
Give my dirty sheriff's badge a good spit shine Gaazy!
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:24 am
by 10sun
runamonk wrote:Yeah, that's it baby. Stretch my balls out like a sail before you shave them!
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:11 pm
by Xaiveir
MALAYSIA MALAYSIA MALAYSIA
No name needed.
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:07 pm
by Darcler
Xaiveir wrote:MALAYSIA MALAYSIA MALAYSIA
No name needed.
lol win
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:16 am
by Markarado
