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For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their
foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was
connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian
embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the
true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry
into the union. On her wedding night, the husband
scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a
convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a
motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he
must take a job in India answering telephones giving
technical advice.

(crickets chirping)

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My Indian friend from work sent it.. I thought it was funny..

I didn't laugh but, it was amusing.

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a little funny, just heard several forms of the joke before....

That would have made for an ok post, not a whole thread.

hmmm...

This racism is killing me inside.