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Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:27 am
by The Kizzy
Does anyone have a jar of Hellmans in the fridge? I need someone to look at the jar and tell me if it says Salad Dressing. Please. I looked at the website but the print is to little, thanks.
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:33 am
by Martrae
Mine says Real Mayonnaise on it.
Salad dressing would be Miracle Whip.
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:34 am
by Trielelvan
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:36 am
by leah
srsly, wtf are you asking about this for lol
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:54 am
by The Kizzy
something that came up in conversation, thank you!!
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:16 am
by leah
sorry, i meant no offense--it was just the most random-ass thing ever hehe
you have interesting conversations
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:19 am
by Dylan
Mayonnaise...

Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:24 am
by Tacks
Martrae at home with a reply near the fridge less than 10 mins later...

Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:32 am
by Martrae
6 minutes you dork.
So what?
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:32 am
by leah
dude mayo is like 100x better than miracle whip
although i don't eat mayo anymore

soooo bad for you
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:57 am
by Tacks
Martrae wrote:6 minutes you dork.
So what?
6 minutes would mean "less than 10 minutes later" would it not?
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:01 pm
by Martrae
Perhaps if you used better sentence structure your meaning would be clearer.
Again....so what?
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:17 pm
by Jay
Martrae = Tommy from Martin
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:21 pm
by The Kizzy
Not everyone works a day job, Tucker. Hell, I'm off today.
I'm making chicken salad for dinner tonight and the argument came up if I should use Miracle Whip or Mayo. We are using Miracle Whip, because I dont have any mayo (even though that is my favorite) and I am to lazy to drive the 15 minutes to the grocery store.
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:31 pm
by Tacks
Martrae wrote:Perhaps if you used better sentence structure your meaning would be clearer.
Again....so what?
Perhaps if you weren't a moron
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:41 pm
by 10sun
I generally use real mayo, but for leftover Turkey sandwiches after Thanksgiving, Miracle Whip takes the cake.
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:42 pm
by Martrae
Ahh...a pathetic insult. So you really didn't have a point. Gotcha.
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:44 pm
by leah
mmm, i want leftover thanksgiving food . . .
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:45 pm
by Tacks
Martrae wrote:Ahh...a pathetic insult. So you really didn't have a point. Gotcha.
It wasn't for you to "get".
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:45 pm
by Lionking
Hellman's Canola version FTW!
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:17 pm
by The Kizzy
Tacks wrote:Martrae wrote:Ahh...a pathetic insult. So you really didn't have a point. Gotcha.
It wasn't for you to "get".
Martrae, QUICK, type LAST WORD and then lock the thread!!
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:19 pm
by Tacks
What would last word have to do with anything? I wasn't even speaking to her.
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:31 pm
by araby
Kraft Real Mayonnaise>all
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:39 pm
by Tikker
mayo is what you buy when you can't afford miracle whip
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:39 pm
by The Kizzy
Tacks wrote:What would last word have to do with anything? I wasn't even speaking to her.
Oh, I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood where you quoted her in your response I tought you were talking to her.