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I need ideas for a halloween costume. I need something that is easy to drink beer with, and no accessories as carrying around something all night sucks. Also, my girlfriend is going to be a sexy school girl. Maybe something that can work with that.

As of now I'm at a total loss. Lets see what the twisted minds of NT can come up with.

Go as a perverted old man.

Along the lines of Martrae's idea, you could go as her professor.

Why don't you dress up as a girl and go as the sexy school girl's ugly friend.

i would go as the instructor of your g-friend

The instructor sounds like it could work. Any suggestions on what to wear?

White shirt, bow tie, jacket with those elbow patches, khaki or navy blue pants, glasses.

In days gone by you would have added a pipe to that.

Good call.

Naethyn wrote:Also, my girlfriend is going to be a sexy school girl.

This one sounds like a keeper...

three years ago I went as a schoolgirl and scott was "the alcoholic principle"

he had a briefcase full of booze
a paddle
a bad report card in his front pocket

we had a good time!

Im really lazy to stuff like this, so Ive been a coal miner for the past 4 years. Not much of a dress up since I guess its an 'outfit' I wear a couple days a week anyway.

oh, as for a suggestion, be a whore. Thats always good

Phlegm wrote:Why don't you dress up as a girl and go as the sexy school girl's ugly friend.

hahahaha there is always the ugly friend--just like the Sith-always a master and an apprentice.

I'll go as a doctor with a long fake tongue, a stethoscope around my neck, and a patch on my lab coat that says "Orgasm Donor."

Narrock wrote:I'll go as a doctor with a long fake tongue, a stethoscope around my neck, and a patch on my lab coat that says "Orgasm Donor."

wtf man, who are you and what in gods name have you done with mindia ><

also, lol @ zan's comment

did you meet her on hotornot.com?!?

Gypsiyee wrote:

Narrock wrote:I'll go as a doctor with a long fake tongue, a stethoscope around my neck, and a patch on my lab coat that says "Orgasm Donor."

wtf man, who are you and what in gods name have you done with mindia ><

also, lol @ zan's comment

did you meet her on hotornot.com?!?

Why is everyone surprised at Mindia's posts?

I thought we were all clear on the fact that is been Vonkaar for years.

Why do you think I'm Vonkaar, freak?

Because you are, freak.

Vonk has never hyjaxed my account, emotard.

Mindia's being more like how he is irl. He's somewhat of a more laid back pervy dude.

haha

sexy jesus, and sexy Abe Lincoln

wouldn't you like to four score with me?!?

Tikker wrote:haha

sexy jesus, and sexy Abe Lincoln

wouldn't you like to four score with me?!?

Yeah that part was good.