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Looking for a dead deer
Reply to: sale-488443834@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-25, 7:36AM EST


Hello, I've said I was hunting out of town for the last 3 weeks, But I really haven't I've been in PA with my "other girl" My wife thinks I landed a big buck so I can't come home empty handed. My kids love to take a pic with the dear and I don't want to disappoint them, Please if you can help let make a deal.

If it's not a joke....lol

There's some horrible people out there.

Ive got buddies that lie every single year like that. Its even funner to catch them in the lie and call them out. I mean seriously, does it really mean that much to people to lie about what they kill? I have no problem comin out of the woods and not seein a thing. Thats part of the game. Sometimes you can go weeks without seein anything. A lot of the time, you just cant tell, some days they just arent movin hardly. Hell, I went over 2 years one time without gettin a shot on a single deer. Then some weeks come along and you see 50 in a day.


The best huntin lies are the ones where guys tell you waht they saw that day. Like "Man I saw a big fucking 12 point, and a 10 point, and two 8 points, and a 6 point, and about 20 does!" or "Holy shit buddy! I saw a 18 point earlier man holy shit but I couldnt get a shot! Man he had like a million inch spread or somethin!" And they're always the guys who never bring home the meat it seems like. I talked to a guy at Wal Mart yesterdya actually that did the same shit. So you saw 10 different bucks today huh? Didnt feel like killin any of em? So where the fuck were you at, where are these mythical places that have thousands of bucks that just run around everywhere, because the most Ive ever seen in a day is like 3 bucks ><

I was thinking of contacting him and subsequently finding out his name, and then directing his wife to said post.

Would be amusing for me at least.

hahaha fuck yeah

Harrison wrote:I was thinking of contacting him and subsequently finding out his name, and then directing his wife to said post.

Would be amusing for me at least.

And you wonder why you get a smackdown every couple of years?

what? you disagree? this man is running around on his wife (and children for that matter) and has the audacity (not to mention complete stupidity) to ask someone to aid him in his infidelity. It's fucking disgusting, if not for his wife than for his children who are looking up to their dad and want to take a photo with the deer thinking superdad over here got the buck.

I say do it Harrison~

the guy is a gigantic moron, along with his wife if she thinks you need three weeks to hunt... they must have quite a bit of money to be able to manage that kind of time off work....

and why doesn't the azz clown just go buy a crapload of venison cuts and say that he got it processed???

probably because he's a sad excuse for a husband and father.

Kramer wrote:and why doesn't the azz clown just go buy a crapload of venison cuts and say that he got it processed???

because

My kids love to take a pic with the dear and I don't want to disappoint them,

he can sleep around on their mother but doesn't want to disappoint them with no deer.

Sounds like a bunch of horseshit to me and I can't believe anyone is taking it seriously.

Gypsiyee wrote:what? you disagree? this man is running around on his wife (and children for that matter) and has the audacity (not to mention complete stupidity) to ask someone to aid him in his infidelity. It's fucking disgusting, if not for his wife than for his children who are looking up to their dad and want to take a photo with the deer thinking superdad over here got the buck.

I say do it Harrison~

I agree with you Gyps... I was more just messing with Harrison, hoping to generate a few chuckles. I suck at humor sometimes.

Maybe his wife is a cunt?

he can sleep around on their mother but doesn't want to disappoint them with no deer.

Narrock wrote:

Gypsiyee wrote:what? you disagree? this man is running around on his wife (and children for that matter) and has the audacity (not to mention complete stupidity) to ask someone to aid him in his infidelity. It's fucking disgusting, if not for his wife than for his children who are looking up to their dad and want to take a photo with the deer thinking superdad over here got the buck.

I say do it Harrison~

I agree with you Gyps... I was more just messing with Harrison, hoping to generate a few chuckles. I suck at humor sometimes.

you suck at life

and if the wife is a cunt, slap her around and leave her~

Gypsiyee wrote:

Narrock wrote:

Gypsiyee wrote:what? you disagree? this man is running around on his wife (and children for that matter) and has the audacity (not to mention complete stupidity) to ask someone to aid him in his infidelity. It's fucking disgusting, if not for his wife than for his children who are looking up to their dad and want to take a photo with the deer thinking superdad over here got the buck.

I say do it Harrison~

I agree with you Gyps... I was more just messing with Harrison, hoping to generate a few chuckles. I suck at humor sometimes.

you suck at life

Ouch.

that was not very tender.....

Yeah, especially after just telling her that I agreed with her. This is a real head-scratcher to me.

keep you on your toes!

whatever!

Mindia... The womyns, they be crazy. Not right in da head. You know this. Why such shock?

-Arlos

Arlos wrote:Mindia... The womyns, they be crazy. Not right in da head. You know this. Why such shock?

-Arlos

Because I've always gotten along pretty good with Gypsiyee. But you're right... all women have that chemical imbalance in their brains that makes them hard to figure out.

i hope you're kidding.. saying you suck at life was clearly a joke >.<

Narrock wrote:Yeah, especially after just telling her that I agreed with her. This is a real head-scratcher to me.

Man havent you guys learned? all you need to do is just say Yes Dear.

Gypsiyee wrote:i hope you're kidding.. saying you suck at life was clearly a joke >.<

I hope you're not denying the fact that all women are born with a chemically-imbalanced brain.

lol, WOmen are crazy...
at least he is going out of his way to do this... He could just tell her shut up and cook him some steak...