namelesstavern.net

Yep, got my wife pregnant... just thought you guys would love to take that and turn it into something horrible.
But she is 7wks right now. going to the OB next week to get the first appt and due date.

$5 says the baby is black or mexican

5 bucks says hes a drughead by 16


and ill take that black or mexican bet, and raise it to 10

Wow, that some cool stuff... specially the drug head... fucking idiot..
and where do you get "he" from?
7 wks doesn't tell u that...

15 bucks says black


ill even raise it to 15 if hes crack, but it stays at 10 if its heroin or pills, and 20 if it happens before 14

I'm going to go ahead and break the chain of pessimism and say congratulations. I hope her pregnancy goes smoothly.

Thank you.
She was high risk with the little girl so it's alittle scary but, everything should be fine.

High risk in what way?

I could have sworn I read the other day that like 1/3 of babies born now are done by C-section, but I cant find the article anywhere now, so maybe I misread. But thats kind of scary ><

Martrae wrote:High risk in what way?

High risk for STDs because she can fuck around all she wants and not get knocked up again.

yeah, he hit the nail right on the head.

No I would have to ask her specifically what it was, its pretty in depth.

You didn't even bother to find out before you knocked her up?

Grats! Good luck on the pregnancy and future fatherhood!

Mart, I'd be willing to guess it must have been a mutual decision, kinda hard for it NOT to have been, unless you want to accuse him of secretly poking holes in the condom he was using or something. So, if she was willing to do it, despite whatever was wrong before.....Plus it sounds like he did ask, he just doesn't remember all the 837 different minute details, and doesn't want to get it wrong. *shrug* I'm somewhat surprised at the level of vitriol involved too.

Anyway, congrats, KH, hope it goes smoothly.

-Arlos

thanks, we definitely have been trying so its good news.

On second thought, I'm just going to say congrats and I hope all goes well.

just thought you guys would love to take that and turn it into something horrible.

don't fuss when you act like a wanker and beg people to make jokes....

i have a 4 month-old so i have ALL THE SYMPATHY AND EXCITEMENT IN THE WORLD FOR YOU!

Grats Kinghooter!

Cong homey. Hope it all goes well.

Give the guy a break lol. He treats the wife and her daughter well and is responsible which is a lot more than I can say for a few on the board.

Congrats Hoot.

Be smart and keep your personal life away from the sharks and haters here!

Jay wrote:Cong homey. Hope it all goes well.

Give the guy a break lol. He treats the wife and her daughter well and is responsible which is a lot more than I can say for a few on the board.

sure

but it's more fun to be on the nationality of the kid!

Tikker wrote:

Jay wrote:Cong homey. Hope it all goes well.

Give the guy a break lol. He treats the wife and her daughter well and is responsible which is a lot more than I can say for a few on the board.

sure

but it's more fun to be on the nationality of the kid!

lahl

Congrats KH! I hope she is able to enjoy this pregnancy more than the last one

gratz to you, but you been there done that so you know the drill.

best wishes towards a healthy baby

Still, fuck you Hootey, but still yet, good luck on a healthy baby~ Even if it does come out as a little negroid, i still wouldnt wish any baby to come out fucked up or not make it