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I just got back from the corner store next to me, and he threw a slim jim and a red bull into my bag on the house.

I've been going to the same store for like 8 years and have always gotten "special treatment" before, but this just made my day better tenfold.

I felt like sharing.

It's things like that, that keep me going bit by bit, seriously.

MACHO MAN SAYS "FAAAAWK YEAAAAAH!!! SLIM JIM!"

I don't care. I was having a bad day, as usual. I fucking love those guys.

I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME A FEW DAYS AGO, YEAH, AND I DON'T THINK THAT YOU CAN SEPERATE BUSINESS FROM FRIENDSHIP— I'M YOUR FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDUH, BUT IF I EVER SEE YOU IN THE RING I CAN BEAT YA, DON'TCHYA KNOW, YEAH YEAH YEAH

-Randy Savage is j---

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