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I'll start it off, I came across this picture and it was too good to pass up.

Ok, that's it for me.

that weekend at Bernies thing was HI LLarious

he's so crotchety and weird

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family , so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.


The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

So the little boy Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

lol.... that's pretty good.

I think it's more like President and Government tag teaming on the People

heee

Is that a real Palin quote?

YES

that is the singular quote i remember from that interview, "rearing his head"......WTF

oh


my


god

it's the

palin: "[stutter] i dunno, y'know . . . "

couric: "mocked?"

palin: "yeah, i guess that's the word"

that gets me :S she's terrible.

she got roped into attaching a steel ball and chain to her ankle and then got tossed in the East River.... and she's not a strong swimmer.

Now you can rickroll Obama style!

Kramer wrote:she got roped into attaching a steel ball and chain to her ankle and then got tossed in the East River.... and she's not a strong swimmer.

no shit. i think my friend's little sister in junior high could answer those questions more thoroughly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlAKnSCRWQM
Over the fucking top. That is some good freaking photoshop skills (not that good but you have to agree that took some TIME)

fake mccain's arms are way too long :P

the dance off is hillarious

brinstar wrote:

A. i've seen this before, it's hilarious!

2. the look on biden's face is almost better than the words

d. who on earth figures this stuff out?!

http://eyesrolled.livejournal.com/59357.html
don't feel like making a copy so...
I thought it was funny , if someone wants to link it in, by all means.