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Seriously... ya'll need to check this out:



Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance - Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! (Paperback)



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whiskey tango foxtrot, over?

that's how I feel about clicking on threads and being taken to the quick reply before getting to read the first post. ps thanks for not perma banning me.

ME TOO!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrr.....


and yeah, whiskey tango fluffy

A small offering from this gem:

As Mr. Darcy walked off, Elizabeth felt her blood turn cold. She had never in her life been so insulted. The warrior code demanded she avenge her honour. Elizabeth reached down to her ankle, taking care not to draw attention. There, her hand met the dagger concealed beneath her dress. She meant to follow this proud Mr. Darcy outside and open his throat.

But no sooner had she grabbed the handle of her weapon than a chorus of screams filled the assembly hall, immediately joined by the shattering of window panes. Unmentionables poured in, their movements clumsy yet swift; their burial clothing in a range of untidiness. Some wore gowns so tattered as to render them scandalous; other wore suits so filthy that one would assume they were assembled from little more than dirt and dried blood. Their flesh was in varying degrees of putrefaction; the freshly stricken were slightly green and pliant, whereas the longer dead were grey and brittle – their eyes and tongues long since turned to dust, and their lips pulled back into everlasting skeletal smiles.

A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted on at once. When Elizabeth stood, she saw Mrs. Long struggle to free herself as two female dreadfuls bit into her head, cracking her skull like a walnut, and sending a shower of dark blood spouting as high as the chandeliers.

wtb

That seems pretty good.

yeah even just the slapstick shock value and classical literary pillaging alone is amazing. even better that it's a hilarious read

wow no shit, that looks like a riot

Aaaaand next!





Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters

Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters ($10; 9/09) is the next Jane Austen classic to get gore'd up. The follow-up to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, the re-imagined book is upgraded with "all-new scenes of giant lobsters, rampaging octopi, two-headed sea serpents, and other biological monstrosities." Awesome.