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What is it with the Germans and anal?

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I was fucking around on the net... being bored I started looking at porn (using my Linux box so that I wouldn't get virus'ed)... anyway... I noticed that damn near all the German porn I saw was anal... anal anal and more anal. Must be fetish in Deutscheland.

I think it has something to do with Hitler and Nazi's

Doesn't Germany have way more women than men? Or is that Russia... I can't remember.

That would explain lots of anal though! Women have to compete and out do the next girl in order to get a man, and what better way to do that than open the back door for business?

Shame you didn't reply to this thread with a video, Kaiine.

I wonder if any of the ladies on NT dabble in assplay.

KaiineTN wrote:Women have to compete and out do the next girl in order to get a man

...seriously?

Aren't you glad you live in a nation where you have plenty of men to choose from rather than one where the ratio is more like 1.5 women for every man? Means you don't have to do things like oral or anal sex to feel wanted (unless you're fat)! Yay America!

wow you are retarded

Jay wrote:I wonder if any of the ladies on NT dabble in assplay.

Sorry but this couldn't help but spark my curiosity as well /evilgrin LOL

KaiineTN wrote:Aren't you glad you live in a nation where you have plenty of men to choose from rather than one where the ratio is more like 1.5 women for every man? Means you don't have to do things like oral or anal sex to feel wanted (unless you're fat)! Yay America!

omg honestly >< who bases relationships solely on what the person is willing to do in bed?? what about morals, values, interests, political beliefs, etc etc?? naughty funtimes are icing on the cake! and while i acknowledge that it's important to have sexual compatibility and adventurousness, that should in no way be how you "get a man" or "feel wanted." no one should have their worth based on how far they're willing to put out.

and don't even get me started on that "unless you're fat" gem. jesus, flink. grow up.

Leah, Kaiine is a lost cause . . . . lets just get to the facts please, Jay and I are waiting.....

Yours truly, 40 year old sex addict LOL

I'm pretty sure Flink was being funny in his other post. I cant be sure, because it's Flink and he is never funny, but I think that was what he was aiming for.

I can't tell if he was being funny or not - it didn't sound like it.

leah wrote:omg honestly >< who bases relationships solely on what the person is willing to do in bed?? what about morals, values, interests, political beliefs, etc etc?? naughty funtimes are icing on the cake! and while i acknowledge that it's important to have sexual compatibility and adventurousness, that should in no way be how you "get a man" or "feel wanted." no one should have their worth based on how far they're willing to put out.

and don't even get me started on that "unless you're fat" gem. jesus, flink. grow up.

I really couldn't have said that better myself.

Newsflash for Kainne: it's not because we live in a nation where we have plenty of men to choose from that you have to deflate your girlfriend every night and put her back in the closet...

3 ladies, no comment (ok I should get back to work, cya)

Trielelvan wrote:I can't tell if he was being funny or not - it didn't sound like it.

leah wrote:omg honestly >< who bases relationships solely on what the person is willing to do in bed?? what about morals, values, interests, political beliefs, etc etc?? naughty funtimes are icing on the cake! and while i acknowledge that it's important to have sexual compatibility and adventurousness, that should in no way be how you "get a man" or "feel wanted." no one should have their worth based on how far they're willing to put out.

and don't even get me started on that "unless you're fat" gem. jesus, flink. grow up.

I really couldn't have said that better myself.

Newsflash for Kainne: it's not because we live in a nation where we have plenty of men to choose from that you have to deflate your girlfriend every night and put her back in the closet...

Any time leah mentions weight she's definitely not fuckin around.

Darcler wrote:I'm pretty sure Flink was being funny in his other post. I cant be sure, because it's Flink and he is never funny, but I think that was what he was aiming for.

lol

The one time I play a troll with enough sarcasm to be obvious you guys take the bait in all seriousness? Come on now.

sorry but with you i think it's never going to be completely obvious...

sorry i got riled up. carry on.

KaiineTN wrote:Aren't you glad you live in a nation where you have plenty of men to choose from rather than one where the ratio is more like 1.5 women for every man? Means you don't have to do things like oral or anal sex to feel wanted (unless you're fat)! Yay America!

That, by itself, might have been taken as purely sarcasm.
However...

KaiineTN wrote:Doesn't Germany have way more women than men? Or is that Russia... I can't remember.

That would explain lots of anal though! Women have to compete and out do the next girl in order to get a man, and what better way to do that than open the back door for business?

When you start out with dumbfuck questions like that which, in your case, are not uncommon, you completely derail the possibility that you might have been kidding.

Sit down before you hurt yourself.

ITT: RAAAAAAAAAAAGE

If you turn a girl on enough, she'll do pretty much anything. Not because she feels like she has to but because she wants to.

That's how I got around to putting it in my girlfriend's ass one time lol

"Do whatever you want..."

Just gotta turn them on enough lol