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This is my next door neighbor's truck

You was scured of a peacock ? I dont got pics but i can trump that . I got chased down the street by a skunk last night. It kept comin man i was considering drawing on it but didnt want to explain gun shots to the police. After 2 blocks it stopped chasing me. Never had that happen before but god damn it was unnerving .

Hey I don't know anything about peacocks lol. For all I know they could be vicious eye pecking predators with really nicely designed feathers

They seem harmless. i always chase the ones at the Detroit zoo like a retarded little kid whenever i go. worst case scenario man just kick the shit out of it.

Yeah. Now, if it had been a Mountain Lion on his truck, that would be grounds for staying the fuck inside and saying "Fuck it, I'm going back to bed and pretend the day hasn't started yet." But a peacock? Bah.

-Arlos

In a subdivision not far from my former neighborhood, a resident kept a number of them as pets, and the birds evidently thrived, because more than two dozen of them could be seen at various points throughout the neighborhood. It was a local quasi-attraction to slowly cruise up and down the streets trying to spot them, as they will roost in high places and even in trees, and if they're not moving or splaying their feathers, they're not as easily seen at first glance.

I think the scariest thing about them is the noise, my understanding is they can be quite vocal at times. I guess the neighbors learned to live with it.

really, jay.. scared of a peacock?! have you never been to a zoo? every one i've ever been to allows peacocks to roam freely

on a related note, I got scared shitless when a falcon swooped in front of me and perched on my fence a few weeks ago.