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I'm on the new cotton candy/marshmallow diet. Anyone else?

is this like the french diet? =P

It entails much the same ideals. I start off with a candy cane toothbrushing and lather myself in chocolate bubblebath. A healthy facial scrub of powdered sugar and a dusting of cinnamon is advised as well.

Lunch is a topic of some debate. A common division of fellow dieters is to be expected, but eating a half-pound of jelly is foolish. I prefer the much more accepted method of a quart of honey and several handfulls of milk duds.

Dinner is simple enough. Eat cotton candy and marshmallows until you feel full. Don't overdo it. Moderation is key.