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Sheep

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:42 pm
by kaharthemad
with all the shit in the news today I thought you would enjoy a good laugh....

http://www.yorkdispatch.com/Stories/0,1 ... 71,00.html




he was a baaaaaa boy

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:50 pm
by Zanchief
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:59 pm
by Themosticles
:dunno:

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:29 pm
by araby
That's gross! Sad mf that guy.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:32 pm
by Tossica
PFfft... yeah right. Like everyone doesn't fuck sheep.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:39 pm
by araby
Well, I for one can say that the only f'ed up fact I know about farm animals is that a goat's penis is shaped like a pencil and I know that because people have goats here.

Goat fuckers :rofl: A man that lives in the country on the land my brother hunts during deer season puts boots on his goat lol.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:14 pm
by Jimmy Durante
This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey.

"Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they call me 'McGregor the Fence-Builder?' No..."

He gulps down the whiskey and orders another. "Ye see that pier on the loch?" He continues, "AH built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they call me 'McGregor the Pier-Builder?' No."

"But ye fuck ONE sheep...."

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:13 pm
by Treehorn
hehe I remember that joke being a lot longer, but still funny

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:20 pm
by DangerPaul
On a side note, cong to Harrison for finally losing his virginity.