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Johnny Cockring
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:42 pm
by Tacks
died
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:43 pm
by DangerPaul
good, one lawyer down, 2 million to go
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:55 pm
by Mop
I bet he was working for a little rock lawfirm that was hiding money for the mafia and he tried to get out and was murdered...
wait nm that was tom cruise.
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:19 pm
by Captain Insano
OJ killed him... got tired of paying his legal bills.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:22 am
by Malluas
i am sorry to say i cheered when the news flashed on the screen.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:08 am
by mofish
Can I cheer when you die?
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:28 am
by labbats
mofish wrote:Can I cheer when you die?
You can cheer when I die, but you have to boo when I rise again like a phoenix.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:29 am
by Mop
jesus?
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:52 am
by mofish
labbats wrote:mofish wrote:Can I cheer when you die?
You can cheer when I die, but you have to boo when I rise again like a phoenix.
Pa-hoenickses are cool, I wont boo.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:26 pm
by Aires
Now we can get into the conversation on whether O.J. did it or not.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:27 pm
by Harrison
Completely un-needed.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:10 pm
by Gaazy
remember when this douche bag started that thing with the NFL to give more black coaches a chance for a job? why they no help poor white folks get jobs

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:33 pm
by labbats
poor grammar?
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:26 pm
by Diekan
If the glove don't fit...
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:47 pm
by Gaazy
you must acquit?
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:39 am
by Narrock
johnny cochran was a piece of...
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:41 am
by Tuggan
yea yea, we all hate lawyers until someone comes along and hacks up your ex and her lover and tries to pin it on you.
personally, im glad we have laywers. knowing there are people out there that will find loopholes to keep my virgin asshole tight in the event i break the law helps me sleep.
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:46 am
by Narrock
Tuggan wrote:yea yea, we all hate lawyers until someone comes along and hacks up your ex and her lover and tries to pin it on you.
personally, im glad we have laywers. knowing there are people out there that will find loopholes to keep my virgin asshole tight in the event i break the law helps me sleep.
Yeah right. Everybody knows that your rectum is a gaping, stretched-out, spooge-dribbling orifice. Who are you tryin to kid?
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:52 am
by Harrison
Lawyers are fine...
Johnny Cochran was known for getting murderers etc. off the hook. That is an evil practice.
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:59 am
by Tuggan
Mindia wrote:Tuggan wrote:yea yea, we all hate lawyers until someone comes along and hacks up your ex and her lover and tries to pin it on you.
personally, im glad we have laywers. knowing there are people out there that will find loopholes to keep my virgin asshole tight in the event i break the law helps me sleep.
Yeah right. Everybody knows that your rectum is a gaping, stretched-out, spooge-dribbling orifice. Who are you tryin to kid?
I was wondering who would be first to jump on that one, I sure am glad it was the self proclaimed jesus freak

Keep up the good ways of christianity Mindia.
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:45 am
by Lyion
Harrison wrote:Lawyers are fine...
Johnny Cochran was known for getting murderers etc. off the hook. That is an evil practice.
He was a defense attorney doing a job. He was not an evil or bad man.
You may hold an ill opinion of the law, but don't condemn a lawful person because you don't like his 9 to 5.
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:26 am
by Harrison
I don't see how him getting murderers through loopholes knowingly is not a bad thing.
"Hey, I KNOW this guy did it, but I'm going to get him off on it because I can." How is that not a bad thing?
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:38 am
by Lyion
There are three sides to every story.
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:17 pm
by xaoshaen
Harrison wrote:I don't see how him getting murderers through loopholes knowingly is not a bad thing.
"Hey, I KNOW this guy did it, but I'm going to get him off on it because I can." How is that not a bad thing?
Adversarial judicial system. It would be a
far worse ethical breach to allow your client to be convicted simply because you believe they are guilty.
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:19 pm
by Harrison
Yes I completely understand that.
But I, myself, can't see how he could sleep at night knowing he got at least one murderer off the hook for his crime.