Introduction
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:12 pm
Hello there my peoples, or isrealites as we said in my day,
For those that don't know who I am, I am Yeshua..or known as Jesus. As of late I have been extremely busy.. well I guess you could tell. First the Tsunami, that was a mess of paper work, then the whole Terry Schiavo fiasco, Saint Peter is still mad at me. It is so hard to process someone at the gates of heaven when all they can say is hurrrrrrrrrr. Then the lawyer, for OJ (PS yes he did make a deal with Satan). Then the pope, really catholics are such kiss asses, really another feeding tube. You creatures and your media, crazy. And I am kinda working on this whole rising from the dead thing again, One time was hard to pull off (smoke and mirrors btw) two times is going to be a serious challenge.
So anyways, I have been getting these prayers from a carpenter(much like myself) named Mindia, usually while he seems to be frequenting this 'internet'. He has been praying for all you to see the light and give your lifes to me. I thought I would take a moment, before I go take care of the pope, and see how is good work is going...well I am shocked.
I have never seen anyone with so much disdain and hatred for people while using my name. I mean for a closet homosexual that frequently masturbates to pictures of young boys (he did some carpentry work at neverland ranch) that has quite often in the past broken many sins, preaching about me.. well really with you on my side, who needs satan.
I would just like to notify all of you, to ignore this ass who continually uses my name for his half assed arguments. He is worse than these so called 'preachers' on your TV device.
Yeshua of Nazareth
For those that don't know who I am, I am Yeshua..or known as Jesus. As of late I have been extremely busy.. well I guess you could tell. First the Tsunami, that was a mess of paper work, then the whole Terry Schiavo fiasco, Saint Peter is still mad at me. It is so hard to process someone at the gates of heaven when all they can say is hurrrrrrrrrr. Then the lawyer, for OJ (PS yes he did make a deal with Satan). Then the pope, really catholics are such kiss asses, really another feeding tube. You creatures and your media, crazy. And I am kinda working on this whole rising from the dead thing again, One time was hard to pull off (smoke and mirrors btw) two times is going to be a serious challenge.
So anyways, I have been getting these prayers from a carpenter(much like myself) named Mindia, usually while he seems to be frequenting this 'internet'. He has been praying for all you to see the light and give your lifes to me. I thought I would take a moment, before I go take care of the pope, and see how is good work is going...well I am shocked.
I have never seen anyone with so much disdain and hatred for people while using my name. I mean for a closet homosexual that frequently masturbates to pictures of young boys (he did some carpentry work at neverland ranch) that has quite often in the past broken many sins, preaching about me.. well really with you on my side, who needs satan.
I would just like to notify all of you, to ignore this ass who continually uses my name for his half assed arguments. He is worse than these so called 'preachers' on your TV device.
Yeshua of Nazareth
